AN || A L T E R N A T E || REALITY

HE'S GOT A PH. D IN HORRIBLENESS, AND A SOGGY SIDEKICK

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 00:51:03 GMT

IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN, LADIES AND GENTS. ONE. MORE. TIME! ~~and probbaly many more after this! >_______>~~

Reasons for me screencapping this SHALL REMAIN UNDISCLOSED though once you get to the actual screencaps and you know, look at my icon, obvs reason will be........obvs. >_______________>;;;

BUT ENOUGH OF THAT; ONWARDS TO THE OBLIGATORY WARNING, AND THEN...THE PICS!:

THERE BE 97 IMAGES UNDER THIS CUT (OMFG THAT'S ALL?!)
LIKELY TO HAVE MINOR SPOILERS IF YOU'VE NOT SEEN IT
A LOT OF HORRIBLENESS AND MOISTNESS
CAPTIONS AS PER THE USUAL!

ACT ONE: THE FIRST ACT.

MEET DR. HORRIBLE AND HIS GOGGLES.

He reads his sarcastic fanmail.

HE FINDS YOUR SARCASM ORIGINAL! /sarcasm.

A bag of gold! Dr Horrible needs to work on his machines, it would seem. >__________>

REJOICE! CLOTHES ARE BEING CLEANED! I did laundry today as well. YAY!

MEET PENNY. The apple of Dr Horrible's eye!

He loves his freeze ray almost as much as Penny. ♥

HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING.

DANCE BREAK.

GROOVIN.

....but wait, what?! SOMETHING HAS INTERRUPTED THE DOCTOR? WHO OR WHAT COULD IT BE?!

AND IT'S HIS GOOD EVIL BUDDY, MOIST! ~~THIS PLEASES ME.~~

Moist also doubles as a mail man!

....which is perhaps not theeee best idea in the world -- hopefully the ink didn't run....

THE BACK OF HIS HEAD. I LIKED THIS SHOT. WAT.

Moist does his best impression of Ryan Gosling.

Dr. Horrible Is not a fan of Ryan Gosling.

So Moist reverts back to his good old self!

Which Dr Horrible finds to be only a sliiiight improvement over Ryan.

Moist quite understands!

A few moments pass, and Dr Horrible leafs through his soggy mail!

Moist wonders if there is anything good.

EYEBROW RAISE, ANYONE?! ~~MY GODDDDDD.~~

OMFG IT'S A LETTER FROM BAD HORSE. STOP EVERYTHING. HIDE THE CHILDREN.

'Oh my -- *glitch* -- od!'

Dr Horrible is still In Shock from receiving the letter! The letter from BAD HORSE OMFG.

HAPPY.

....HORRRRSE, BAD HORRRSE! LET THE RODEO BEGIN.

Moist is dumbfounded by the cowboy hats.

'.....A MURDER WOULD BE NICE OF COURSE!' ♪

'...HI HO SILVER! SIGNED BAD HORSE!'

Moist is apparently permanently dazed.

'Says here I've won a cruise!'

....*POKE*

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Moist continues to be dazed.

OKAY WERE JUST GOING TO MOVE ON ON. ~~AFHFFFJSAFFFFFF TEETH AND LIPS~~

Need anything dampened 'or....made soggy?'

Dr Horrible explains that he must accomplish this task of Evil on his own! and declines the soggy offer.

THINKING CAP IS ON.

PENNY RETURNS! With ~~dead trees~~ papers!

Dr Horrible feels lost: she supports dead trees! I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN LOVE YOU ANYMORE, PENNY.

COMMERCIAL BREAK.

NOW BACK TO THE SHOW!:

...but who is he kidding. SHE SPOKE TO HIM! IT WAS MEANT TO BEEEEE!

Dr Horrible's happy thoughts of love and sunshine are interrupted by the task at hand.

AND THEN WHO SHOULD APPEAR, BUT HIS NEMESIS!

His oh-so-dreamy-man-who-rides-on-car-tops-with-hair-blowing-in-the-breeze, nemesis!

Captain Hammer saves the unsuspecting Penny from being hit by a van!

Penny thanks Captain Hammer, and Captain Hammer tosses poor Dr Horrible aside, like yesterday's paper! THE NERVE!

ACT TWO: THE SECOND ACT.

NINJA SKILLZ ARE GO.

Ninja skillz that are being used to spy on the love of his life, and nemesis who are...*gasp* ON A DATE?!

This upsets him, and he drives the spork into his leg.

GUESS WHOOO~! BAD HOOOORRSE BAD HOOOORSE!

Wait, wut....he has to murder someone?!

Dr H confides in his soggy buddy, while Moist struggles to open a jar.

CONCENTRATION! ~~IS IT WATER ON THE KNEE?~~

Born to be creepy!

Dr Horrible tries to sort through his conundrum, while receiving less-than-helpful advice from Moist.

'......I'm not a henchman!'

'I'm Dr Horrible...I have a PhD in horribleness!'
'...Is that the new catchphrase?'.

THE BACK OF HIS HEAD.

Dr H is quite appalled at Moist's idea of murdering a kid. So Moist comes up with another brilliant plan:

'....Smother an old lady?'

CAPTAIN HAMMER INTIMIDATES!

And now for a:

Back in the Summer of '69....

...and Christmas last year.

And now back to present day: DR HORRIBLE IS DONE PUTTING UP WITH YOUR CRAP, CAPTAIN HAMMER!
PREPARE FOR...

RUN AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! RUN AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

'.....OH #@%$.'

ACT THREE: THE THIRD AND FINAL ACT! GET READY FOR THE EXCITING CONCLUSION!

DO NOT DISTURB: ~~Mad~~ scientist at work!

Captain Hammer's fanclub!

Moist tries to contact Dr H, but he won't pick up!

...but isn't that room just fabulous?!! >___________________>

LATER THAT DAY: DR HORRIBLE, PARTY CRASHER EXTRAORDINAIRE....

....FREEZES CAPTAIN HAMMER!

It is evident he really likes that look, with light behind his head!

BONKERS, YEAAAH TOTALLY NUTS! ♪

Unfortunately for Dr H, Captain H unfroze and now has the upper hand! :(

Annnd then through a rather messy and unfortunate series of events involving a backfiring ray, Penny kicks the bucket. OH NOES!

Yesterday's tragedy made the front page! RIGHT ON DR HORRIBLE! Well on your way to becoming part of the Evil League of Evil!

After the death of his beloved, Dr Horrible turns to a life of even more evil than before.

And Moist has problems holding on to the bags of money. Poor guy!

Captain Hammer, however, is not doing quite as well As Dr. H. >_________________>

THE CONVERTS.

It's almost like Howard finally got a woman! >___________________>;;;

WHAT'S THIS?!

DUN....

...DUN....

....DUUUUUUUUUUN!

AND IT'S THE ONE, THE ONLY, THE INFAMOUS BAD HORSE HIMSELF. NEIGH BABY, NEIGH.

NOW, DR HORRIBLE IS HERE, TO MAKE YOU QUAKE WITH FEEEAR! and imitate a fish.

AND THE FINAL SHOT!

.......YEAH. >____________>

AND SO ENDS ANOTHER SCREENCAP POST!

TILL NEXT TIME, PEACE OUT.

HELP! [part the second]

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 03:51:28 GMT

.....AND NOW, PART 2 OF 2 OF:

BACK TO POST THE FIRST!

and the same WARNINGS'CAUTIONS/ETCETC apply to this one as the last BUT I SHALL REITERATE!:

SCREENCAPS 119 - 270. MEDIUM SIZED. BE WARNED.
POSSIBLE SPOILERS and much random
BEATLES BEATLES BEATLES BEATLES!
MY UNFABULOUS WIT

AND NOW FOR:

Paul holds Ringo down, and we wait for Barbara to work her magic.

'She's totally insane, isn't she?'
'Yeah, complete nut job; who else would wear outfits like that?'

Unfortunately, Barabara's magic ended up in Paul's leg.

'Oh damn.'

Ringo is FASCINATED.

Ringo is doubly fascinated, as I saved this shot twice, by accident. I lightened it. >____________>;

...WHERE IS PAUL?!

John investigates.

John leans over.

John...is not in this shot.

SMALL PAUL!

And after a long series of events, Bad Guys (TM) crash through the windows.

Careful there, Paul, you almost flashed everyone! ~~and the Paul fans weeped when he didn't~~

George and John got a little caught up in the fighting moment >__________>;;

Ringo has a Sylar moment. Eehe. >__________>;;

But his happiness is short-lived when Bad Guy 2087844 dumps the pink crap on him, and ruins his best suit.

But Bad Guy 2087844 is apparently very pleased with his work!

Meanwhile Small Paul chills out in the ash tray.

RAISE THE ROOOOOOOF.

and POOF! Paul returns to normal size!

And they fend off the Bad Guys (TM) with assorted objects, IE the lamp shade.

WOOP WOOP

BECAUSE THE BEATLES ARE THAT AWESOME.

One....two....three....wait, where's Beatle #4?!

WANT TO TRY.

*FWOOMP*

FABULOUS!

George sproings from side to side! and Paul stretches his fingers.

Ringo and John do their version of the Sproing and Finger Flex! Only Ringo only goes to one side and John flexes his jaw.

SHE'S GOT A TICKET TO RIIIDE!

Same as last screen shot....BUT IN MOTION!

Lazing on the hill top!

It took me sooooo long to figure out what the hell that was. But it's Georges hat! >_____________>;

George...AND THEN ITS RINGO ZOMG!

John is really rather adorable >__________>

Happy Paul smiles. Happy Paul wants to be your friend!
Happy Paul stole my pen shortly after I wrote that and told be to never quit my day job. >__________>

THE POWER LINE IS BECOME AWESOME.

George skis.

And Ringo shows his snow-pony that if you mess with the Starr, you gonna get HURT! >________________>

BEHOLD THE LENS FLARE OF FANTASICALNESS!

Picnic in the snow!

I kinda really want to go tobogganing >___________>

CLOSE UPS!

And so, the music video doth end!

The Beatles rub it in my face and toboggan down a slope. TAKE ME WIIIITH YOUUUUU!

Zeus went fishing....AND CAUGHT A STARR-FISH! >________________________>;

CURLING! and I now see where Frank tooooooootally got the idea for his Black Parade jacket sleeves from >__________>

WATCH OUT, THAT ROCK IS --

....exactly. That rock was a baaaad egg. >_____________>;

SWIMMER!

HAPPY!

NOW, GET READY TO:

Yeah, I know, I know. >_______________>;;;;

George gets his creep on.

And John backs away.

'NO SRSLY, U GUUUUUISE!'

Phonebooth stuffing was a cultural phenomenon that began during the 1950s in Durban, South Africa and spread to Britain, Canada and the United States by the spring of 1959. It involved a number of people consecutively entering a phonebooth, until the point where the phonebooth would accommodate no more, or there were no more individuals available.

thank you, wiki! >___________>;;

THEY'RE UNDER ATTACK! by paint filled balloons attached to arrows!
Well thaaaaat's a new one.... >__________>

AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO EASE THE WORRY THAN...TO SING!

SING A SONG OF SIIIIX PENCE....

I WANT TO BE THERE OMG

CHEER UP, RINGO!

THAT'S BETTER!

'They will PAY FOR WHAT THAT DID! AH HEEE HEEE!'

'...what, the camera's still rolling?! dammit...um um... HI MOM.'

Okay, so Ringo's hat is kinda ridiculous but I'm sort of in love with it >_______________>;

....CAUSE HE'S JUST SO DAMN HAPPY WHILE WEARING IT!
And a possible conclusion to be drawn from all of this, is that from seeing only Help! and from my very little Beatles knowledge, Ringo is thus far favourite... >__________________>

wat.

MOAR HAPPY!

MOAR CREEPY! Jeeeze George, you do it so much better than I ever could!

And after the song ended, the Bad Guys (TM) were lead into battle by Reginald, so John and Co RAN FOR THE HILLS!

STILL RUNNING FOR THE HILLS!

Until Barbara saved and hid them in a convenient pile of hay!

INSERT EPIC MUSIC HERE.

Inside the Well Known Palace.

John uses his skillz at subtle card cheating, by insisting he only wanted to see the ring,

Ringo's obvs simpleness displeases Paul, so he steals his drum stick!

HEARTBREAK ;0;

Flashforward a bit to after a mysterious (and exceptionally long) tube was thrust through the wall!

This can't be good....

HE'S BACK, AND HE'S TAKING ALL OF ENGLAND. THIS TIME!

...OH SNAP.

I don't know it! :(

OH NOES!

BACKS! and John salutes.

FRONTS! and they run. They are getting quite good at that now!

George fishes through his pockets, and John carries on an off-screen staring contest with Ringo and Paul.

*STARE STARE*

John does some threatening and trash talking.

Ringo is Appalled, but refuses to give in! Paul, however, gave up and in to the shiny on Ringo's finger.

John is amazed that Paul caved so easily!

And RIngo defends his teammate, by pointing out that the shiny is quite irresistable!
Though Paul no longer appears to care about such trivial matters as a staring contest.... >___________>

John follows suit!

DRAMA! RINGO HAS FALLEN THROUGH THE FLOOR WAT?!!

And he lands in the wine cellar! but he is not alone....

ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG RED ALERT RED ALERT

THANK'S FOR TELLING US >______________>

Ringo feels a headache coming on. WHAT A DAY!

I'M SORRY BUT THE TIGER IS JUST SO DAMN CUUUUUTE!

The Fab Four decide that things just aren't going well, so they disguise themselves! HAI PAUL.

HALLO 2 U GEORGE AND JOHN.

HAI RINGO ~~it might be odd that i find him somwhat attractive like this wat >_________>~~

But they need more than disguises, soooo.....

WOO WOOO GETAWAY PLANE!

......lol. >__________________>

JUST BECAUSE.

MUSIC VIDEO TIME IS NOW. But not before they swim in the sand.
And then we all had to wonder, who wears jeans and button up shirts in the Bahamas?! >__________>

'....oooohhh! they've been on my face the whooooole time!'

ROCKY BEACH PARTAAAAY!

PAUL PROFILE.

G, P, J and a drumset!

I just really liked the colours here >___________>

BOING, BOING. BOING. BOING!

John soaks up some rays!

He has his own personal wind machine! >___________>

OH DEAR LORD.

John cracks out the higher necked shirt. Because its awfully chilly in the Bahamas. >___________>;;

YOU KNEW IT WAS COMING.

So after they remove themselves from the water, they go for a bike ride!

CLOSER.

PAUL.

RINGO.

JOHN.

GEORGE.

John is amused! and George thinks him crazy!

But what John finds amusing, is the fact Paul as become one with the tarmac. Ohhhhhhhhhhm. oooooooooohhm....

'LOLPAUL!'

'Once you can snatch the invisible pebbles from my hand, then you shall be a true ninja.'
'............'

LOOK, I MISSED RESIZING ONE! >__________________>;;;;;;;

No one ever really expects a George to appear on the back of their car!

...or a Ringo to be in their trunk!

Okay, I have to say ~~FDFSFFKJASKFHDFFFFFFFFFFFF OH MY GOD~~ this shot is really quite a nice one of Ringo. >__________________]__>;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

John considers. And i find Ringo's neck/collarbone to be extremely distracting in this picture. Oh my. >____________>;;;

John is happy! but really, freezing a frame cannot do justice....

SO WE MUST GIF IT!

WHO DOESN'T LOVE A GOOD AND FAMOUS PLAN?!

BASEBALL.

CAN IT BE?!

IT IS!

But we see that the last screencap is not of a fortunate kind!

HERE WE GO AGAIN!

And then we skip, to when all the bad guys have now appeared, painted him red....and.....

.....WAIT FOR IT......

............NOW!

THE RING IS OFF!

Ringo rejoins his comrades, and shows them his ring tan-line.

GROUP HUG TIME!

Srsly, I think John is just perma-happy. HE'S ALWAYS SMILING!

THE BATTLE RAGES ON, OLD SCHOOL BAT-MAN STYLE.

And the swimmer from Ticket to Ride appears again! HELLO ....uh, let's call him Gustav: HELLO GUSTAV!

AND THEN:

THE END!

AND THAT'S ALL FOR NOW! PLEASE TUNE IN NEXT TIME, WHEN I TEACH A CHICKEN TO DO THE MACARENA.

PEACE OUT, EVERYONE!

HELP! [part the first]

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 03:51:13 GMT

YES, IT IS THAT TIME AGAIN! MOAR SCREENCAPS.
Only this time completely different from my usual which seems to either be ~~jobros~~ disney-friendly or tv shows that are zach-friendly. XDD Both of which are also going in the present day, so now it's time to have a

BLAST FROM THE PAST!

TO CELEBRATE THE SECOND BEATLEMANIA. IT IS MY PLEASURE TO PRESENT [THE FIRST 118] SCREENCAPS/GIFS FROM:

WARNINGS'CAUTIONS/ETCETC:

SCREENCAPS 002 - 118 all of which are medium sized, so BE CAUTIOUS OF LOADING TIMES
I'd say there are spoilers if you haven't seen it, but...generally the movie is so random, making the screencaps even harder to follow making one likely more confused than spoiled AND ITS BEAUTIFUL!
BEATLES BEATLES BEATLES!
likely to have REALLY AWFUL CAPTIONS, but Im sure you expect that by now! XDD

*I am also sorry if I mess up a name, as I am fairly new into the Beatles, so I am not 100% sure on who is who. >___________>; I tried my best thoguh SO PLEASE ENJOY!

LET US BEGIN....with women in odd hats watching a sacrifice.

REALLY. THERE WILL BE BEATLES. I SWEAR. but first, SOMEONE NEEDS TO DIE!

....AND IT WILL BE HER!

NO WAI. THE SACRIFICIAL-RING-THING IS GONE?! THE PLOT, IT HAS BEGUN!

*phew* said the girl, but where oh where has the ring gone?!

And as luck would have it, THERE IT IS! how it got on his finger I do not know, nor does it matter BECAUSE THE BEATLES HAVE ARRIVED. REJOICE, MY FELLOWS!

RINGO: THE UNFORTUNATE RING BEARER! *cue LOTR jokes*

AND HERE THEY ALL ARE! PAUL, GEORGE, JOHN AND RINGO in all their BLACK AND WHITE GLORY and yes ~~i totally looked up their names on wiki to make sure >____________>;~~

JOHN SINGS!

AS DO PAUL AND GEORGE!

*smile*

....wait wat? SOMEONE IS THROWING DARTS AT THEM?!

We see, it is HE who is the darts-thrower, as he is quite displeased with the ring's location. ~~SAURON LIVES~~

IN CASE YOU FORGOT.

*chorus of cheers*

I really hope those darts come off without damaging that screen.

And we change locations to the Beatles house/apartment place!

SPEAK FRIEND, AND ENTER.

....WELL SHAKE IT UP BAAABAAAYYY NOW, (SHAKE IT UP BABAAY) TWIST AND SHOUT

John looks for reading material.

Evidently, he found something highly inappropriate hidden on his shelves! >________>;

Elsewhere in the house, Ringo pokes buttons.

And Paul plays on his funky piano THAT TOTALLY ROSE OUT OF THE GROUND!

HOT CROSS BUNS.

And whilst Ringo was pushing the aforementioned buttons, he got his arm stuck.

Dot dot dot, said Ringo.

AH HA! IT'S.... a machine gremlin? (I also have no idea what her name is, so I shall refer to her as Barbara.)

Paul finds the idea of a machine gremlin named Barbara to be quiiiite preposterous.

Ringo nurses his boo-boo.

I WISH I HAD A BED LIKE THAT.

She is an awesome sooper seekrit spy. >___________>

LATER THAT EVENING: the Beatles sleep away. And the purple light attempts to find Ringo.

DING DING DING! WE HAVE A WINNER!

...wait.......wait....

After the light disturbance, John makes a few phone calls...

....to the other Beatles.

NEXT MORNING: Paul goes out for a stroll, well aware that someone (who we shall call Reginald cause I do not recall his name either) is following.

Reginald attempts to make Paul and offer he can't refuse.
(Shortly after which we found out that Sauron was indeed the Godtather.)

Barbara interrupts, and Paul makes his getaway! but not before noticing....

......'What in the bloody hell is that woman wearing?'

Since Paul slipped through his fingers, Reginald makes his next move, and tries to make the same irresistible offer to John!

'I'm sorry sir, but I find your hat terribly distracting.'

NO TEXT NEEDED!

ONE: THE ELEVATOR ENDEAVOR.

*cue elevator music*

Ringo is in quite the pickle! (Luckily he found his way out quickly, and no harm was done.)

TWO: THE MAILBOX MISCHIEF.

Yes RIngo, the letter goes iiiin.....

THE HELL? NOW WE HAVE A MAILBOX GREMLIN.

'I do believe the mail box is trying to eat my hand!'

'That bastard.'

THREE: THE-I-DUNNO-WTF-THIS-IS UNDERTAKING.

I really dont know what this is, or what happened! But Ringo is safe, and that's aaaaaaaaall that matters! >________________>;

FOUR: THE BATHROOM BID.

Paul makes himself beeyooteeful.

Ringo joins in.

OH YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THAT! YOU REEEEALLY DON'T.

I TRIED YO WARN YOU!. and now, let us watch as they are stripped of their outer garments! WOOOO.

FLAIL.

Paul soon realizes that he perhaps made a mistake in relying on the sink. >____________>;;

INSTANTLY SHIRTLESS.

FREEZE FRAME.

And Ringo soon sees that there is more to this than meets the eye! ~~NO KIDDING. >____________>~~

John and George take a moment on screen! as they have not been featured as much in the previous screencaps.

George ignores the subtitles and looks down his sleeve for a leprachaun.

And following the last subtitles, John chuckles!

FIVE: THE SAWING SHENANIGANS.

MUSIC BREAK! and Ringo smokes. SHAME ON YOU RINGO STARR :C

PROFILE IN PURPLE.

FRONT ON IN SEA FOAM GREEN.

PRACTICE IS OVER! and Ringo puts his smoke out. GOOD BOY!

A mysterious cut on the floor?!

...There appears to be a saw! I WONDER WHO THAT COULD BE?!

And then Mr Starr falls through the floor, and the other three Beatles gather around.

WE HAVE A SITUATION.

'Oh~ my word, that's almost indecent, isn't it?'

ELSEWHERE a tea party rages on!

After the Beatles escaped from the studio, they found the nearest oriental place, to ask about the ~~tacky~~ ring.

'NO REALLY, TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT THE MOTHER F&%@ING RING.'

IT'S NOT POLITE TO POINT, RINGO.

John is fascinated by feet!

And Paul makes a face which I can only describe as AWESOME!

'.....so I say to him, "waiter, waiter! what are these glasses doing in my soup?" and he says, "I think it's the backstroke sir!" HAHA --- oh, no wait, that's not how it goes....'

.........*eyeroll*

'...so THEN I say to him, "waiter, what is THIS doing in my soup?!" and he says.....'

........*in pain*

ONWARDS!

Ringo and the others to see if there is a way to remove the ring from his hand (cause if you haven't been able to tell, he can't get the damn thing off >____________>;;)

Dontcha know, he's got eyeballs in his mouth!

Apparently my last statement offended him. *death glare* >__________________>;

Attempt 39854653875345.2 at removing the ring -- sawing it off: FAILED.

Ringo is Not Amused, Mr Ring Specialist.

DESPERATE TIMES CALL FOR.....MAD SCIENTISTS.

'Heeell yeah, I'll take a peice of that action!'
No idea what 'that action' is, but. >_____________>;

George follows Ringo's bad example from screencaps previous, and points.

HE SCARES ME OMG

John interviews Ringo with an exaggerated light bulb!

I COULD NOT RESIST.

Paul waves! Shortly before which Ringo lost his trousers.

'LOL WHY ME.'

'Hmmm..... perhaps I should rename my invention, the De-pants-inator...'

STICK 'EM UP, SCIENCE FOOL.

Paul is once again mystified at Barbara's outfit.

ANOTHER SONG BREAK HAS COME!

John strums and Ringo bangs.

NEW ANGLE.

Paul seems to have a terrible twtich. >__________>;;;

Ringo looks like he is enjoying himself IMMENSELY.

HELLO AGAIN, DUDE!

Now everyone can scratch this off their lists of things they wish they hadn't seen. >____________>

NOW ITS TIME FOR:

AND NOW:

'Sigh. Now my bathtub is TOTALLY going to be stained a shade of pink....'

ONWARDS TO POST THE SECOND!

HEROES SEASON 2: PART THREE OF THREE

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 01:56:43 GMT

AND ON THE THIRD DAY, THE GODS UP ABOVE SAID, LET THERE BE SCREEN CAPS OF ONE, GABRIEL 'THE WATCHMAKER' SYLAR.

And for the LAST TIME (this time around, anway XDDD) I SAY:

SPOILERS IN PICS AND WORDS
142 PICS UNDER CUT SO BE AWARE
CAPTIONS ON/OFF THE PICS!
PART THREE CONTAINS: SYLAR SYLAR SYLAR SYLAR AND SYLAR + 3 GIFS AT THE END.

SYLAR: ULTIMATE BROKEN SUPER VILLAIN OF FABULOUS.

PREVIOUSLY ON HEROES: SYLAR HAD ICE CREAM.

.....AND THEN HE DIED. The ice cream establishment was closed down shortly after.

Now, present day, HE LIIIIVES! Supposedly on a sunny beach with a bucket of booze. DREAMS REALLY DO COME TRUE!

'Wait...I DON'T EVEN LIKE BOOZE.' D8!

Sylar thinks over his conundrum.

I don't get out much, it's true. >____________________>;;;;;;

No-longer-named-Candice!Candice attempts reaching out.

Sylar wonders what the hell he's supposed to do with this female person.

Total confusion sets in!

Sylar is not amused by this charade.

SRSLY NOT AMUSED, NON-CANDICE!CANDICE. BRING HIM BACK TO THE REAL WORLD.

And so the good times come crashing down, and she brings him back to reality!

Where he has a rather large hole in is torso.

REALITY SURELY AND TRULY BITES.

Sylar promptly told the happy mug to eff off. >_____________>

YUP, THAT MUG WILL BE SORRY LATER.

BUT WAIT, WHAT! HE CAN'T MAKE IT MOVE WITH HIS MIND?!

TANTRUUUUUUUUUUUM.

Sylar is Not Pleased, does not want more eggs, and so non-Candice!Candice attempts to entertain.

And Sylar once again wonders wtf he would do with ONE girl, let alone two!

NO SRSLY. WAT DO I DO.

This however! makes me wish Sylar had a twin. >_______________>

". . . . "

Sylar has an idea!

ATTEMPT AT SEDUCTION IS GO. LETS SEE HOW THIS WILL WORK OUT FOR HIM.

EVIDENTLY, IT WORKED OUT QUITE WELL.

CAUSE NOW SHE'S DEAD AND HE'S PLEASED WITH A JOB WELL DONE.

Sylar takes a moment to admire his handy work with the happy mug. Which is likely not so happy anymore. >___________>;

ATTEMPT #1 AT POWER USE....

...HAS FAILED.

SYLAR PANICS.

HE. IS. BROOOOOOOOOOOOOKEEEEEEEEEEN. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES!

HIS HOUSE, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WOODS, HIS HOUSE...

SUNSHINE ON HIS SHOULDERS, MAAKES HIM HAAAPPYYYYY.

SOME PEOPLE COULD NEVER LOOK THIS GOOD HALF DEAD ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD COVERED IN DIRT.

Sylar is nursed back to health/conciousness by strangers in a car. Lucky ducks. >________>;;

Sylar tries to figure out just WTF IS GOING ON.

'WTF IS GOING ON.'

Sylar decides the floor is faaaaaascinating!

But Maya interrupts his floor gazing and asks his name. IN THREE....

....TWO...

....ONE....

AH MAH GAWD THE SYMBOLISM IS OVERWHEEEEEEELMING.

POOR ANGSTY SYLAR-AS-GABRIEL! HE NEEDS A HUG.

BANANAS.

Doomed Derek makes a reappearance and informs Sylar that Maya and Alejandro are actually murderers on the loose!

And this brings Sylar the lulz.

But then Derek proves this theory by showing Sylar the paper.

'OH DEAR ME WE ARE IN TROUBLE.'

Buuut of course as we know, it's really Derek, Maya, and Alejandro, who are in deeeeep......trouble. >______________>;

COME ON, VOGUE.

Sylar plots and really wishes there was a running shower near by.

AND NIOW IT'S TIME TO KILL DEREK. Ahhh, all in a days work!

And now that the dirty work has been done, IT'S BACK ON THE ROAD AGAIN!

But first, Sylar must inform them that he knows, cause we are in need of Convince-These-Two-I-Am-Good-When-I -Am-Really-Not!Sylar by making them think he is slightly concerned about this, when he is probably not at all! *inhale* >_____________>;;

DID YOU GET ALL THAT?

MAYA IS....WELL I CANT REMEMBER WHY SHE'S UPSET BUT SHE IS AND NOW WE HAVE BLACK EYED SYLAR AND AHHSKFHDFFFFFFFFFFFFF YES.

...................*LUSTS* WAT. >__________________________________>;

Sylar is weirded out by that last comment. Sorry, Sylar darling. >_________>

PUCKER UP, GUYS.

NOW WE GONNA ROCK N'ROLL, GABRIEL SYLAR STYLE!

And everyone was then nervous/excited to rock and roll with Sylar, depending. >__________>;

HOT'N'SWEATY.

THIS FILM IS NOT YET RATED.

Sylar wonders what the hell is up with Maya's face. >__________>;

NOT THAT IT MATTERS CAUSE SHE IS SO DEAD WHEN HE GETS HIS POWERS BACK.

The face of a muRdering bastard...AND WE LOVE IT! ♥

'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,' said Sylar.

THERE IS A DISTURBANCE IN THE FORCE.

Sylar starts to push Maya's buttons again!

AND THEN OH NOES THE RUNNING MASCARA MONSTER STRIKES AGAIN.

ALEJANDRO: 1; SYLAR: 0.

But Sylar is not discouraged!

BECAUSE HE CAN MAKE THREATS AND YOU CANT UNDERSTAND ENGLISH, BITCH!

SUCKERRRRR.

IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAAAAAAY IN THE NEIGHBOR HOOOOD.

AH, ZE LAKE, EET EES SO BEEYOOTEEEFULLL. *swirls wine glass*

Sylar is quite impressed with Maya's french accent.

Sylar thinks he might just be In Love.

WATCH YOUR PROXIMITY.

Maya listens to me! FOR ONCE.

This however, has upsef Sylar a great deal, and he is Heartbroken. :C

Aaaaaaannd now it's back to pushing her buttons! ONE. MORE. TIME!

AND THERE SHE GOES AGAIN!

And Maya realizes, OH CRAP HE'S DYING. FOR LIKE, THE MILLIONTH TIME THIS SEASON. MY BAD!

BUT WAIT! the happy ending! SHE CAN NOW CONTROL HER POWER WITHOUT HER BROTHER! OH JOY! OH RAPTURE!....

....OH SH!T.

Slyar creeps in from the yard to check on things inside the house!

BOWW CHICKA BOWWW WOOOOOW.

And then Alejandro accuses Sylar of being Gabriel the Mother Murderer.

*speechless*

BUT IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! SHE CALLED ME A MONSTER AND THEN TRIED TO KILL ME WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS.

And he's not exactly lying, either! Ohhhh what a shifty and smart little weasel >_____________>;;;;

HOW COULD YOU NOT BELIEVE THAT FACE ANYWAY?!

And even if I didn't I'd sooooooo pretend. >___________________>;;;;

Getting his creep back on, one frame at a time!

He comforts Maya, after she yells at Alejandro! LE GASP! SIBLING RIVALRY...over Sylar. My oh my. >________>;;

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A knock at the door disturbs his Quiet Time. THE NERVE.

And who should it be, but an angry Alejandro!

Alas, poor Al did not stand a chance, because, when you mess with Sylar's Quiet Time....YOU DIE.

:D!!!

And then, Maya arrives! To check on Sylar.

Sylar plays it cool, insisting on having just been in the shower.

No really! I didn't hear the door cause I was talking a shower, not because I was killing your brother!

SLEAZY BASTARD ALERT! But, do we really care that he's evil, WHEN HE IS HALF NAKED?! I DO NOT THINK SO.

AND OF COURSE IT'S PHONE TIME. Mohinder is on the end of the line!

Chatting with Mohinder!

Subtley threatening Mohinder!

FREEZEFRAME: GLORIOUS.

Sylar gives us some interesting body language.

And now he gives us a somewhat scary facial expression. >__________>

DOO DOO DOO DOOO! MY GUN GOES BANG BANG BOOM.

Getting down to SRS BSNSS.

........*nosebleed* THE CREEPINESS SHALL NEVER CEASE!

Maya, now fully aware of just who exactly 'Gabriel' is, IS NOT HAPPY WITH THIS DEVELOPMENT.

'HEY LOOK, MORE BUTTONS TO PUSH!'

Mohinder readies Sylars arm to take some BLOOOOOOOOOOOOD.

IRRITATION! ~~Is it water on the knee?!~~

Sylar does what Sylar's do best.

THROW YOUR HANDS IN THE AAYERRR, A-AYERRR, AAAAYERR, A-AYERRR. /flo rida reference.

And now, he gives himself the magic potion.

Waaaiiit for iiiiiit!

'HOLY CRAP I'M HEALING!'

Coooooooooncentraaaaaate.....

YOU CAN DO IT, SYLAR! WEEEEE BELEIVE IN YOU!

*strains*

VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICTORYYYYYYYYY!
And the world said: OH DAMN, WE ARE IN TROUBLE! LOL.

AND NOW FOR THE LOST AND UNFINISHED BITS OF EPISODE THAT NEVER MADE IT TO AIR!:

REMEMBER THE DUDE WHO VENTURED INTO THE CURSED WASHROOM FROM POST ONE?! WELL HERE HE IS AGAIN!
Peeing next to Sylar. Some people have all the luck, right? >_______________________>;

YUP. TAKE A MOMENT. DRINK IT ALL IN.

GOOD SWEET JESUS.

Sylar is amused, and the rest of the world wondered whoooooo decorated those bathroom walls.

And the time for lols IS OVER! Time to meet your maker, Unfortunate One!

Okay, so I can't decide if he's Unfortunate, or Fortunate really...... >___________________>;

Either way, SYLAR WILL HAVE YOUR POWER!

Getting ready for the kill! And then....

OH THE JOY OF THE UNFINISHED EPISODE!

HELL YES, YOU BETTER BELIEVE WHO IS BACK IN TOWN, YO.

AND HE'S HERE TO STAY! For a while, we hope. >_______________>;;;;

Elle spots Sylar. Sylar spots Elle spotting him. Elle sees Sylar spotting her spotting him.
AND THERE AIN'T A DAMN THING SHE CAN DO!

Strangling yet another innocent!

Creeping up behind Mama Petrelli. LET'S GET A CLOSE UP, SHALL WE?!

Now thaaaaaaaaaaat is what I am talkin' about! >_________________>;

AND LO! THE SCREEN CAPS ENDED, AND WE MOVED INTO THE GIFS!

SYLAR SPINS!

SYLAR COMFORTS!

AND SYLAR SHOOTS!

*wipes away tear*
And once again, the screen cap posts have wrapped up! TILL WE MEET AGAIN, MY FRIENDS! PEACE OUT.

HEROES SEASON 2: PART TWO OF THREE

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 03:59:45 GMT

HEEEERE COMES THE ~~RAIN~~ SCREENCAAAPS AGAAAIN ♪ YUP, INCOMING PIC!SPAM!

AND SO BEGINS POST TWO OF A THREE PART SERIES! And as we already know, but I feel the need to state again!:

POSSIBLE SPOILERS IN PICS
100-ISH PICS UNDER CUT SO BE AWARE
MORE CAPTIONS ON AND OFF SCREEN CAPS! (I apologize for the quality as my brain is currently on vacation >______>;;;;)
PART TWO CONTAINS: PETER + MOHINDER + MOHINDER AND SYLAR + 2 GIFS AT THE END.

LORD PETER PETRELLI OF HAIRCUT

Last time, Peter was in the middle of preparing to explode, and then proceeded to explode.

But before that, he ran into future Hiro: SAVE THE CHEERLEADER, SAVE THE WORLD!

And shortly before that (I think) he dreamed about exploding! Poor Peter, never gets a break >_________>;;;

PRESENT DAY: Peter is shirtless, has a hair cut and has no idea wtf is going on. AND NEITHER DO WE!

SOGGY.

PETER IS DISGUSTED WITH YOU.

Evidently, this new female persona has cooties.

ZOMG!

The writers decide that the fanservice has gone on long enough: PUT YOUR SHIRT ON, PETRELLI.

AYE, THAT'S ROIGHT THESE HERE PEEPLE BE TAWLKIN' IN OIRISH AHCCENTS.

Peter contemplates if he woudl look good in green pants and a top hat.

WE HAVE A WINNER!

Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya, PUNK?

Peter just can't seem to keep his shirt on.

And the writers rain on his parade. GOTTA KEEP THE SHIRT ON, PETER.

Peter find the loop hole, however, and keeps his shirt unbuttoned!

SCENE CHANGE: OUTSIDE.

'WHOASHIT DID I JUST DO THAT?!'

Peter gets a tiny tattoo of some crest thing on his arm, which now makes him a....

THAT'S RIGHT! IT'S OFFICIAL.

Apparently Caitlin really likes non-Irish tough guys. >__________>

HOW DID I NOT NOTICE/REMEMBER NOTICING THAT BEFORE?!

LOOOVE IS IN THE AAIIIIIRR.

The Peter sleeps.

HE AWAKENS.

Angsting by a window.

NOW HE PAINTS THE FUTURE!

AND THEY NOW GO TO THE FUTURE! It's quite dirty. >_____>

SO WE MUST CLEAAAAN YOUUUU. *scrub scrub*

Peter is worn out from his rigorous bathing experience.

THIS IS WHERE THEY KEEP THE BODIES. No, really. >_______>;

Peter and his mother chat. BLOODY WOMAN.

SHOCKING, WOULDN'T YOU SAY?!

FLASHBACK TO BOOM.

We are lucky that Peter caught Nathan before he was too close to the groud, so Nathan remains fully intact, and not in three equal pieces. >____________>;;

YAY GRIMY AND DIRTY PETER!

Looking philisophical. OR PERHAPS PROGNOSTICATING!

The ladies just can't keep their hands off Peter. Whaaaat a stud. >_____________>;;;

'Where the hell are you putting your hand girl?!'

DAMN YOU ELLE AND YOUR SCISSORS AND THAT ORGANIZATION FOR CUTTING OFF PETER'S HAIR! ;_;

That pillow looks quite nice, I must say. >__________>;;

I JUST REALLY LIKED THIS SHOT WUT.

IT'S CHRISTMAS?! ...........present? get it?! *is shot* >_________________________>;;;;

And once again, the FUTURE IS DISGUSTING. COME ON PEOPLE, LET'S TAKE CARE OF OUR PLANET! REDUCE,REUSE RECYCLE!

ORLY NOW~~?

PETER DOES DOES NOT BELIEVE YOU.

You can't tell from, the photo, BUT I CAN TELL YOU THAT PETER JUST RAN INTO HiRO!

WAT?!!! But you don't get to know, CAUSE THAT'S WHERE IT ENDS, IN SCREENCAPS AND SHOW! OH HO HO.

THE POWER-LESS HERO MOHINDER SURESH! WOOP WOOOP.

Hugging Molly time!

And now Professor Mohinder discusses with is class.

Mohinder meets Bob. Mohinder does not like Bob.

Bob hovers.

Mohinder does not like Hovering Bob.

*facepalm*

PURTY.

WORKAHOLIC.

And now back to the reeeeal heroes of Heroes: CELL PHONES.

You'd think they could email each other, from time to time!

LOL WHO EVER HEARD OF EMAIL?

CHEERS, MATE.

Mohinder proves that he too can be creepy: MOLLY'S MINE NOW, BITCH.

SCHOOL BOY MOHINDER'S FIRST DAY OF FAIL SCHOOL.

And also, if you've noticed my 4th day of FAIL CAPS SCHOOL cause hai2u green line on the edge! >______________>;;;

WHITE TEETH.

I can't help but think Indian Bruce Campbell when I see his face at certain angles XD:;;

AGAIN WITH THE CELL PHONE. Thats 2 times....

He stands and looks faaaaabulous next to the venetian blinds.

MORE STANDING. avec labcoat!

IDEK BUT I DO LOVE MOHINDER.

AND THATS THREE TIMES. MOHINDER, DO I HAVE TO INTERVENE IN YOUR CELL PHONE USAGE?!

'...and the second one, uh...bacon, ham and mushroom...'

BANDAGE TIME.

And for the rest of the season, Mohinder's nose had a blanket!

MY GOD CHECK OUT THOSE HANDS WITH THOSE RINGS AND oh, is that a gun? >_____________>

Out for a stroll with Bob! Whom we still do not like. >_____________>

IT HAD TO BE SAID, MOHINDER! TIME FOR AN INTERVENTION.

HE'S GOT A GUN AGAIN. OH SWEET, NON-VIOLENT MOHINDER, WHERE HAVE YOU GONE?! :C

And say it with me now: OH CRAP.

Mohinder in the sunset. AHHHH AHHHH AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! /angellic singing.

AND NOAH IS DOOOWN FOR THE COUNT! Oh well. *steps over body*

Emohinder. >__________________>;;;;;;

Mohinder looks into the oven.

MY GOD MAN.

AND ONCE AGAIN, THE CELL PHONE IS IN USE! Except Sylar is on the end of the line, so I forgive this time. >_______________>

NOW YOU KNOW, THE REST OF THE STORY.

Mohinder is such a bad boy now. >____________________>

DO U C WUT I C? Well no, cause he's on the other side of the movie frame, sadly >_______________>;

Mohinder does a double take!

LOOK ITS MAYA! AND YOU KNOW, WHEREVER MAYA IS THIS SEASON, WHOOO IS SURE TO FOLLOW?!

He disapproves of my nursery rhyme references.

MAYA IS MAD AND SO WE HAVE BLACK EYES. I find this strangely attractive. >________________>;;

AND LO THE MOHINDER CAPS DID END, AND WE WEPT TIL WE SAW WHAT WAS UP NEXT:

THE LAND OF MYLAR!

HALLO THAR SONNY BOY.

'LONG TIME NO SEE, MOHINDER! I'M ALIVE AND DO BELIEVE IT IS HUG TIME.'

'OH AND BTW THERE IS A WOMAN IN YOUR KITCHEN.'

Maya makes her appearance and touches Mohinder's shoulder. ACK COOTIES.

Sylar does not believe in beating around the bush.

LONG THUMB IS LONG. AND LOVELY.

After Sylar is done with the threats, we have a touching Molly and Mohinder moment! And Sylar leans on the chair, breaking in his new hip.

STORY TIME IS NOW, BOYS AND GIRLS!

is Hostage #1 Maya.

is Hostage #2 aka Molly.

HOWEVER, Hostage #3 aka Mohinder is....

And we also take note that all three hostages have M names! just a point of interest. >_________>;

And so Goldylar and Mohinder lived oddly ever after. ~THE END!

Sylar is pleased with the ending of my story, it would seem!

Or maaaaaybe he just likes what he sees. Daaaayum. >_______________>;;

CONFRONTATION.

Mohinder searches through his bag of tricks.

VOILA, A ROPEY THING. HOW KINKY.

Sylar stares in slight disbelief.

....*stares back*

....*considers*

OKAY, BRING IT OOOOHHHNNNN.

And Sylar removes his outer shirt, faster than most humans! He's definitelt excited, y/y? >____________>;

But as it turns out, it's all for taking a sample of blood! IKR, dammit >_____________>

Mohinder is sooo not enjoying himself.

Sylar on the other hand, is having ONE HELL OF A GOOD TIME!

THANK YOU SYLAR FOR FRYING MY BRAIN WITH YOUR COMPLETE AWESOMENESS AND MAKING ME UNABLE TO THINK OF ANYTHING TO SAY HERE DSFSFFFFFFFSDFHFFF I MEAN WAT >________________>;;;;;;

*SEE LAST CAPTION. PLZTHX.

Meanwhile, whilst I was frothing at the mouth, Mohinder darling shoved a needle into Sylars arm. ROUGH LOVE!

Sylar is not happy with my last comment and shoots.....MAYA! HAHAA FOOOLED YOU DIDN'T I?! >______________________>;;;

Mohinder is extreeeeeeemely fascinated with the bullet that popped out of Maya's chest. Meanwhile, Sylar attempts to shoot to kill, and the Mylar caps end. >____________________>;

NOW FOR 2 GIFS!

ANGSTY SWEATY BROKEN!SYLAR AKA GABRIEL THE WATCHMAKER.
And a favourite out of this batch cause omfg angsty dirty sylar-as-gabriel is just ssdfsdffosdhfffffffff BAHAAAA yeah >_______________>

And then we switch angtsy for EVIL as all hell. OHHHHH YEAAAAHHH. >___________________>

TWO DOWN, ONE TO GO! STAY TUNED.

HEROES SEASON 2: PART ONE OF THREE

Sun, 23 Aug 2009 02:29:24 GMT

GOOD EEEEEEVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

THE QUICK LIFE UPDATE: PRETTY GOOD. OKAY MOVING ON!

Instead of explaining in words -- though i mean, of course I'm assuming you can all read the title in which case it YOU ALREADY KNOW, AM I RIGHT?!! but I'll pretend you guys didn't notice AND I SHALL PUT:

DA DUUUUUUN! YESSIREE. FINALLY GOT OFF MY LAZY CAN AND SCREENCAPPED SEASON 2. It may not have been as awesome as the first (and was certainly lacking in Sylar), BUT I STILL ENJOYED IT and perhaps i diiiiiid like broken!Sylar more than I should have eeeheheehee >_______>;; BUT I DIGRESS!

Same drill as with all the other screen cap posts, but I shall still recap cause I LIKE ORGANIZATION!

POTENTIAL PCI!SPOILERS FOR SEASON 2!
REALLY AWFUL CAPTIONS ON AND OFF PHOTOS! (WHICH COULD CONTAIN SPOILERS)
PART ONE CONTAINS: RANDOM CHARACTERS + HIRO AND ANDO + ONE GIF AT THE END.

ALSO CAUTION! there are 100+ pics below that thar cut, so loading time maaaaaaaaaay be slow. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. NOW, TO THE SCREENCAPS!

PETER EXPLODED, ZACH (CLAIRE'S FRIEND) WAS FORGOTTEN, HIRO TIME TRAVELED AND SYLAR SHAVED.

RANDOM PIC #1: EGG.

NOW FOR BOB AND ELLE. WHAT MORE CAN I SAY?!

MEET BOB. He's not very awesome, but he's GOT THE MIDAS TOUCH. ♪

His daughter Elle. Who I do not particularly care for, BUT SHE HAD TO BE FEATURED.

....poor guy. >_________>;

Elle enjoys a slurpee knock-off while spying on Claire and Co.

RANDOM PIC #2: AWESOME Y/Y?!

THE BENNETT FAMILIY AND THE CHARMING WEST BOY WITH A TWIST OF HAITAIN

THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.

BTW HIS NAME IS NOAH AND HE IS CLAIRE'S CREEPY DADDY.

Out for a stroll in Russia with his partner, The Haitian.

Also on the list of pairs I never want to see, is Noah/West kthx. >______________>

Mamma Bennett and Mr Muggles!

lolwat >__________________>

RE LAST PHOTO: OR IS HE?! *dun dun dunnnn*

MOVING ON, HAI2U HAITIAN!

And now for the Claire. I felt the need to post more than one of her here, as she is a rather major character and got virtually no air time in my last posts!

AIR TIME! and she is Not Pleased.

LIEKWUT.

A rather creative apology for....

WEST! HER NEW FRIEND THAT IS A BOY. or as I like to call it.....:

SO TRUE. BRING ZACH BACK, YOU BASTARDS!

YEAH, YOU HEARD ME, BOY.

So now he sulks by the beach, with Claire's brother and dog.

MATT: COP EXTRAODINAIRE!

SO HAPPY IS HE! Despite the divorce and other unpleasantries POOR MR NICE COP EPIC :C

DISCUSSION TIME IZ NAO.

*deep thought* IT'S FORTY TWO.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

And he falls asleep in the chair, next to Molly! AWWWWWWWWWWW.

Molly has a nightmare, BUT MATT IS THERE TO SAVE HER. GO GO MATT!

CONCENTRATION! crack an egg on your head, feel the yolk run down...>__________>

Matt disapproves of your methods.

MOAR HUGGING.

EVEN MOAR.

RANDOM PIC #3: BUUURN BABY BUUURN, DIIISCO INFEEERNOOO.

THE SANDERS FAMILY AND A RELATIVE

To start off, SAD NIKKI AND MICAH! Also in the same boat as Claire, as they got next to no air time in the last posts >________>

SUNNY MICAH.

AH MAH GAWD D.L. ;____________;

Okay, this actually makes me really sad >_________>;;;

FLASH BACK TO WHEN DADDY D.L WAS STILL ALIVE! :')

THIS GIVES ME MANY WARM FUZZIES.

AND NOW FUNERAL. Made 1000x happier and inappropriate, when listening to Cotton Eyed Joe >________>;;;

I am aware I may just be the most pathetic human on this planet, yes... BUT CHECK OUT NIKKIS FACE >____________________________>;;;;;;;

AND HERE IS THE RELATIVE! MEET MONICA! YAAAAY! And that's all for her. XDD

MAYA, ALEJANDRO, AND SIR DERREK THE DOOMED

MEET ALEJAAAANDRO! HE RUNS.

NOW MEET MAYA AAAAND ALEJAAAANDRO TOGETHER. THEY BOTH RUN!

WHERE IS THERE AND WHAT WAS THE QUESTION?!

They run some more. Life is hard when one is a(n unintentional) murderer!

Alejandro squints.

Maya squints back.

THIS PLEASES ALEJANDRO.

TONIIIIGHT IS THE NIIGHT, IT'S A BEAAAUTIFULLLL NIIIGHTTT AND WE CAAALLL IT BEELLLA NOOOTTEEE ♪

Happy drummer man happily plays his drums!

OH NOES! MY MASCARA.

FLASH FORWARD SEVERAL WEEKS LATER. Maya sits outside! With a certain special someone...

OH HOW WHATS THIS?! COULD SHE POSSIBLY MEAN GABRIEL THE WATCHMAKER?!! *LE GASP*

Alejandro is Confused.

Not getting any better, poor Al. >______________>;

DOOMED TO AN ETERNITY OF CONFUSION, IT WOULD SEEM!

Maya has a secret.... >___________>

AND NOW FOR DEREK. HI DEREK! He is a short, short roll, BECAUSE HE IS...*drumroll*

And the reason why is best answered by looking to the left of this photo and noticing who's shoulder juust so happens to be there! heehe >__________>

TRIED TO WARN YOU DEREK,WE DID!! AND NOW YOU DIE.

RANDOM PIC #4: BLACK SCREEN OF DEATH. *mourn*

KENSEI AKA ADAM AND YAEKO: LOVEBIRDS SORT OF BUT NOT REALLY.

Wait, wat KENSEI IS WHITE?!

....AND BRITISH?!

...............AND CAN HEAL HIMSELF?! OH HOW THE PLOT THICKENS.
BUT ALAS HIS SCREEN CAPS END. OH SO EVIL AM I!

YES IT WILL, YAEKO. .............what are we talking about again?

NATHAN PETRELLI: A DICK REDEEMED

Photo of happy brothers! AWWWW :')

Nathan goes back to his caveman roots.

CREEPER.

Taken quite aback from that last comment.

...yup. >________________>;;

HIRO'S DADDY MR. KAITO NAKAMURA KATIO-SAN.

THIS IS A BAD SIGN.

HELLO SULU!

Where Hiro has just traveled from. That would rattle anyone, really. >____________>;

SO TOUCHING OMFG ;__;

AND HERE WE HAVE HIRO AND ANDO!

BACK TO THE FUTURE PAST WITH INNOCENT HIRO!

*fwump*

Poor Hiro is in quite the pickle!

Meanwhile, Ando and Papa Nakamura chat.

Meanwhile meanwhile, Hiro is still in quite the pickle, only a new pickle this time.

But he doesn't seem to mind! CAUSE HE JUST MET HIS CHILDHOOD HERO, KENSEI!

...or has he?!!

Now Ando chats to Matt, after someone just pushed Katio off the building, which is a rather unfortunate series of events. >___________>;

Hiro gently nurses Kensei back to sober-ness.

Now, say it with me: AWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

KISS KISS.

Hiro is satisfied with a job well done!

And the glasses make a return!

SO I kept this purely for the dude's face >__________________>;;

SADHIRO. ;_:

He is sceptical!

And now, he is high. >________________>;;;

And waaaait for it....

THE SMILE!

AND THE JOY!

And the good times come crashing down with BLAM! Funeral. >____________>;;

THREE GUESSES.

Mini!Hiro is smug.

Ando and sister-of-Hiro stand.

SADNESS ;_____;

And now we move forward yet again! to Hiro jumping into the past! wait...waaaaiiit...

Ando anxiously awaits Hiro's return.

This is who is going to die! I am somewhat concerned >_____________>

YOU WILL NOT STAND IN HIS WAY, PETER PETRELLI!

CAUSE HIRO MEANS SRS EFFING BSNSS!

AND MEET 'SO OBVSLY GONNA KICK IT'

A washroom?!

Random Doomed Dude wonders, what on earth could be so deadly about a bathroom?!

BUT THAT MY FRIENDS, CAN BE SUMMED UP IN TWO GLORIOUS WORDS:

HE'S BACK! HOT DAMN.

TILL NEXT TIME, MES AMIS! WHEN I PRESENT SEASON TWO PETER, MOHINDER, AND ANOTHER SMALL TASTE OF SYLAR!

I AM ZOMBIE JESUS: PART TWO

Fri, 03 Jul 2009 07:09:56 GMT

AND HERE IS THE SECOND HALF! Becuase when I went to post, I discovered that it apparently exceeded the word limit for a post. Eheh >________________>;;;;;
BUT WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, PART TWO!:

..OR BACK TO PART ONE!

Episode Seven: Soulful

MOTHER'S DAY CARD SHOPPING WITH SASAN.

DONT YOU JUST WANT TO JUMP THROUGH SCREEN AND ~~TACKLE~~ HUG HIM.

Thinking about his goddess, Kiki.

And is then brought back to the present dilemma: Helping Tori choose a card!

Is confused as to what is so hard about picking a card.

But Tori has finally found one, and asks Sasan's advice!

He is less than impressed with her choice, however. >_____________>;

LOOK, YOU CAN SEE THE NAVIGATION BUTTONS FROM MY MEDIA CENTER! *fail*

Sasan explains that Kiki's news letter said she'd be out of town on Mother's day.

'OH, PUHLEEEEEZE.'

Honestly, this is so one of my favorite screencaps. >________________>;

Sasan soon realizes that perhaps Tori was nooot on her mother's newsletter's mailing list....

AWKWAAAARD.

Sasan says, MY BAD. and then WE MOVE ON!

Episode Eight: Relaxed

LOLLERSKATES.

He just looks so damn good with a glass of wine Y/Y?!

I think he agrees!

Tori confuses Pete and Sasan: TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE!

This is where I say something clever: SOMETHING CLEVER!

I just love that expression >__________________>;

Sasan assures Pete that he is not the one being 'checked out.'

LOOK THOSE LIPS.

I KNOW YOU WANT SOME OF THAT ACTION.

...I MEAN SRSLY. WHO WOULDNT?!

'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.'

I have no comment. >____________>

Flashback!Sasan is listening to off-screen Tori shout. While sitting beside a random dude from the gym he happened to screw last week. >___________>

SASAN WANTS YOU!

TORI IS WEARING A TURBAN.

A TURBAN/

....TUUUUUURBAN.

The turban is unsettling for Sasan.

One word: BEER CAN.

And once again, we are graced with the presense of shirtless!Sasan!
A shirtless and considerably less sweaty Sasan, at that >__________>

LOOKS LIKE IT FEELS GOOD.

'Where is you other hand, exactly...'

SITTING ON A CHAIR IN A RESTAURANT AI AI.

And we see Tori is wearing yet another version of turban, this time with sparklies.

Sarcastic!Sasan. Now with eyebrow raising action. Batteries not included. See back for details.

LOOK TO THE SKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Sasan finds it unnerving that my last comment didnt break out into a full blown musical number.

PLOTTING.

And fiiiiiiiinfally we see He Who is Giving the Massages. Kind of creepy, y/y? BUT DOESN'T SASAN'S ARM LOOK TOTALLY FANTASTIC?! .........>_________________>;;;

'.....wait, what?'

PHONE SEX.

Sasan disapproves of my last remark. so, PHONE CONFERENCE instead. >____________>

TIME FOR THE THREESOME.

STOP: LATTE TIME.

SHOULDERS. NECK. COLLAR BONE. JEEEEESUS.

EYES OPEN!

And now we flashback! Ahhh the good ol' 90's! >____________>;

AWESOME SHIRT ALERT.

DONNA MARTIN.....graduates. >__________>

This just makes me looooooooool. >_________________>

SIDE TO SIDE.

ZOMG WHAT!?

SASAN KNOWS WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER.

And Pete proves he is anything but 'micro.'

Sasan is Impressed. >__________>

Sasan points, and Pete puts his not-so-little friend back in his pants.

GROUP PONDERING SESSION COMMENCING.

AND THE CONCLUSION IS REACHED!

WEE GIFS:

'okay, you didn't hear this from me but.....micro penis.'

DONNA MARTIN MASTURBATESSSSS.

Episode Nine: Charitable

Sasan was recenlty released from prison.

'.....?!'

....YEAH, OKAY, IT'S ANOTHER ONE OF THESE HEAD SHOT RAINBOWS. I HAVE A SLIGHT PROBLEM. >____________________>;;;

I am reminded of a certain charming murderer named after a watch! ♥ >__________________>;;;

The man with the odd ears.

HE IS NOT LIKING YOU VERY MUCH, OFF-SCREEN GAL.

Sasan buds.

DO YOU SEE THE FACE IN THE CORNER?!

YOU JUST GOT TOLD, BITCH.

He shows up in a brown sweater. Come on, Sasan! You can do better than that!

.....PUT YOU HAANDS ON YOUR HIPS, YOU BRING YOUR KNEES IN TIIIGHT! BUT ITS THE PEEELVIC THRUUUUST....
Okay, not going any further with that one... >______________________>;

PREEEETTTYYYY.

And now, he does origami!

Still doing the origami....

AND YOU GUESSED IT -- HE CONTINUES! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Srsly, you could stick that man in a burlap sack and he'd still be friggen sexy. JUST SAYIN. >_______________>;;;

They look on, helplessly, as the poor pinatas are punched around.

Sasan finds this truly amusing!

BUT THE SAME OFF-SCREEN GIRL HE DISLIKED PREVIOUSLY HAS ONCE AGAIN CAUSED ANGST!

YOU JUST CROSSED THE LINE, BITCH!

Episode Ten: Canadian

I have noooooo idea what he is holding, BUT I WANT IT.

I MEAN LOOK AT IT! It's like, some kind of weird stuffed monkey dog toy. >________________>;

'...Are you completely insane?' ~~YES.~~

CHECK THAT SHIRT.

EVEN THOUGH IT LOOKS LIKE A COUCH -- A REALLY UGLY COUCH AT THAT -- I STIIIIILL LOVE IT. >________>

His name comes into full focus! BUT IT'S STILL QUITE HARD TO SEE OVER THAT LOUD SHIRT.

Honestly, nothing else matters in these images EXCEPT THAT SHIRT.

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT,

Okay, so the eyesex is infinitely more distracting that THAT SHIRT. Have I stressed that SHIRT enought yet?>_______________>;

Sasan confronts Tori! AND THE SHIRT? ITS STILL THERE.

'Ottawa is in Canada....'

That, is the face of one who is about to cave!

NO HE WILL NOT CAVE!

Aaaaaand this is the look of one who folded. >______________>

'Why is Pete here?'

HAI PETE.

SUNGLASSES.

HEAD TURNED. DID YOU SEE IT?!

Sasan is unhappy with the peach walls.

....And the plastic plants.

Sasan observes the fake flowers in their natural habitat.

THE FACE OF DISGUST.

THE FACE OF FEIGHNED HAPPINESS.

AND THE FACE OF HARCH SARCASM.

A '....' moment as the french-canadian speaks! AH HUH HUH 'E EES VERRY FRANCH.

AND 'E EES STEEL VERRY FRAAAANCH. AH HUH HUHHHH.

Sasan takes the opprotunity to make a smart-ass comment! YAY SASAN.

Aaaand it's back to confusion!

'BON. Bon. Bonbonbonbon.'

Hot damn. >_________________>

'Whyyy are Canadian's so nice?!' BECAUSE WE ARE AWESOME! AM I RIGHT?

The trip takes a bit of a sour turn as Sasan suddenly becomes Tori's assitant!

'This was NOT part of our agreement!'

Sasan, the business tycoon.

R U SRS.

Tori discusses the hardships of being a celebrity.

'Wait.....were you TRYING to sell that?'

Sad/angry Sasan NEEDS A HUG.

WARDROBE CHANGE.

Sasan angsts!

Mimi La Rue appears!

And sheeeeee's got the right idea -- get closer to Sasan. What a smart puppy. >___________>

This shot makes it look like there is a large shiny spike coming out of his ear....

....aaaaas does this one! >____________>;

CUDDLE TIME. Just ignore Tori, really, and enjoy Sasan + Mimi La Rue! heeeeee >____________________>;;;

Ah, to be Tori or Mimi La Rue at this moment in time....~~*nosebleed*~~ >_____________>

ANOTHER WARDROBE CHANGE. WOO WOO.

He continues to point out that HE IS NOT TORI'S ASSITANT!

GIving their AI AI skills some practice by observing!

BUSINESSMAN MODE.

And now we're back to relaxed mode!

Sasan phails at playing dead.

AND THEN HE CUDDLES WITH MIMI LA RUE.

DRINK TIME.

Sasan uses Pete as a bartender and discusses his issues!

INSERT YOUR OWN WITTY COMMENT HERE, FREE OF CHARGE!

Sasan is catching on to your plan, RUTHIE!

And he is VERY disappointed in you!

SKIP AHEAD! and Sasan pleads with Tori to stick with the business they've started.

HOW CAN YOU REFUSE THAT. HONESLTY. YOU CAN'T. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. DOES NOT COMPUTE!

A TOUGH COOKIE.

*jumps on bed*

DORKY SMILE ALERT.

Looking a little more than half-baked. >____________>

HE THINKS.

He 'threatens' to get his own, better Mimi!

Just look at that zipper. Mocking us. >____________>

AND SO, BEHOLD THE LAST OF THE JPEGS!

ONWARDS TO THE LAST GIFS!

'How delightful.'

'...NOT her ASSISTANT.' *epic eyebrows*

'I HATE you..." But he doesnt really!

AND THERE YOU HAVE IT! I aplogise profusely for the really craptacular captions but its nearly ten to two and MY BRAIN IS TOOOOOASTED like...like...toast. I REST MY CASE! >_______________________>;;;;

I shall now once again retreat into a screencap break. Untill I get the ambition to do Heroes season 2! Huuu huuu huuuuuu! In like, 2 days. IYou know it's truuuue. I CANT STAY AWAY FROM THE SCREEN CAPPING! *addicted*

GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY!

I AM ZOMBIE JESUS: PART ONE

Fri, 03 Jul 2009 07:09:32 GMT

First off, I just want to just say thanks to everyone who replied to my last post. You guys are awesome ♥
and also, HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY CANADA. WE LOVE YOU.

Secondly, I did say this post would be happier AND I WILL NOT DISAPPOINT! And long story short: Spock is AWESOME, so here we are with more screencap spam! I'm thinking of screencapping as a career -- can one major in screencapping in college, perhaps? >______________>;;;

This time, a sliiiiiiight change in ZQ flavour. Infact, we go from Sylar the uh, somewhat derranged psycho muderer type, to a wonderfully FABULOUS and TOTALLY GAY Sasan, in so noTORIous. YUP. HE'S FANFREAKINTABULOUS!

WARNING: below this here cut you will find

MANY SCREENCAPS; I'm taking a couple hundred at 525px wide, and around 380 - 390px high >_______>;;;;
Shirtlessness complete with oddly formed chest hair
GIFS GIFS GIFS except not that many, only like, 10 >______>
my usual ~~witty~~ chatter after each pic, alongside the foaming-at-mouth
ZACH ZACH N MOAR ZACH with the occasional other person!
CAPS LOCK.

THIS IS WHAT A PREVIEW LOOKS LIKE.

ONWARDS, FELLOWS!

Episode One: Plucky

THE WORDS I HAVE WAITED FOR. THEY GIVE ME WARM FUZZY FEELING.

MEET SASAN. HE IS FABULOUS. ♥

Texting!

Not texting!

Sasan is amused.

But apparently the amusement soon gave way to disgust >__________>;;

THE LIGHT DAWNS. And he drinks his lemon water.

Almost-kissy face.

YES, MOST OF THE SCREEN CAPS ARE GOING TO BE VARIATIONS OF HIS FACIAL EXPRESSION. WHAT OF IT. >___________>

.....OKAY, MAYBE I TOOK A FEW TOO MANY. BUT HE'S JUST THAT AWESOME.

EYEBROW that seems to be permanently raised. AND I LOVE IT.

Off-screen: Sasan pets Mimi La Rue.

Moments earlier Tori slapped Sasan's hand, as he tried to steal her present. Poor delicate boy >__________________>;

Honestly, making this many screen caps seemed like a good idea, BEFORE I HAD TO CAPTION THEM ALL >_______>;;;;

So now, I shall just state the obvious! Except I'm not sure what one would call that expression... >_________________>;;

Sasan asks WHY TORI, WHYYYYY?!

PROFILE. MMM JAWLINE. WAT.

CLAW.

His teeth look rather sharp and pointy. VAMPIRE?

LOOK, IT'S THE LAST ONE. ......FROM THIS SECTION!

Sasan does not approve of Pete 2-in-1 shampoo.

'He will never evolve that way!'

'And your parent's don't know you're gay...?'

STANDING. and slightly stunned!

REAAAAAAAACH FOR THE ~~STARS~~ FRIDGE!

Deep in thought.

CHUG CHUG CHUG!

Sasan swallows. >________________________>;;

Getting his creep on!

And now getting his smex on. AND DOING IT VERY WELL IMHOOOO. >__________>

Sasan arrives at Tori's in his party gear.

Sasan does an impression of his version of an alien.

Once again, slightly creepy! >_________________>;

Okay, so maybe I just took this shot cause I like how he's standing. >_______>
Incidentally, MEET THE PARENTS OF SASAN!

And for the first time, we can reeeeally truly see Tori's face!

He is sleeping.

He is smiling!

HE IS FAAAAAAAAAAABULOUS.

And now, he drinks. >___________>;

Slight chipmunk cheeks!

'Tori and I can sleep in the same bed and the only thing that happens is giggling.'

Sasan is Intrigued!

And slightly A.D.D.! Dunno what that's like....>_____________>;

Off-screen: ...something holds their interest. >_________________> AI AI.

Sasan is quite puzzled by Tori.

'....why would Farah need a potato?'

Sasan waits for his question to be answered.

ARE YOU CHEKING OUT THAT EYEBROW?!

'AAAND I'M GAAAAAAAY! ...................."

".Uh, bisexual. ..................Ish."

GIF TIME IS NAO:

SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONER.....in ONE.

HE BOUNCES! *boing*

'....Nuts?'

Episode Two: Whole

PINK BLAZER OF DOOOOOOM.

And perfectly quaffed hair!

Sasan is upset he wont be able to finish his espresso.

UNIMPRESSED.

SEE MIMI LA RUUUUUE!

Sasan accuses Janey of being anal. >________>;

*eyebrow raise*

Janey and Sasan are Concerned.

Now replaced with sceptical-ness on Sasan's part, and Janey gets ready to spit.

I REALLY REALLY WANT THOSE SHOES.

Sasan does not want me to have them, however. >______>;

JUST LOOK AT THAT SMILE.

*ruffles hair*

'Oh please, the only sides you're exploring are top and bottom!'

dgsdgdsfgdfgffffffff *boooooop* >_______________________>

Sasan dazzles us with a new patterned shirt!

But Sasan himselt, is less than dazzled.

Srsly un-dazzled. >____________>;

.....Is un-dazzled even a word?'

A Woman in Purple sneaks into the frame.

'WHAT IS KEEPING YOU FROM BEING RELEVANT?!'

'I'm gay, Iranian and Muslim. All my identities hate each other.'

'it's a miracle my complexion is as flawless as it is.'

Sasan eyes some man-candy.

Jump to Sasan in his blue shirt and pleated pants, with a 'girfriend.' >_____________>

'Leah and I are a really, really good looking couple. Hot guys are checking us out all the time.'

Pete points out the fact that they're only staring cause they want to do Leah. But so does Sasan! Ish.

NANANANANANANANAAAAAA BATMAAAN.

Sasan and Guy Who's Name I Can't Remember chill out in the sauna.

YEAH, BRO.

Sasan tells GWNICR what he loves about Leah.

Annnnd , in: THREE......

..........TWO...........

.......ONE.......

.....WE HAAAAAVE LIFT OFF. Shortly after which, Leah vacates!

And Tori interrupts, god daaaaamn. >____________>;

Sasan buzzes the visitor.

Then explains how he is over wholeness ever since his break up with Leah....

...well, that and the fact they use polyblends.

Wishing the saunna door had a lock. ME TOO SASAN, MEEEE TOOOO.

PERMARAISED EYEBROW STRIKES AGAIN.

GIFFFFFFS:

Confusion!

'...and homosexuals. It's full of these suuuuper hot gay guys and they all have super sexy girlfriends...'
'................Seriously?'

IDEAS ARE FORMULATING.

'Yeah bro, big time hot!'

The pre-makeout 'bro.'

Episode Three: Accommodating

CLASH OF THE PATTERNS.

Wine tester!

Apparently it was crappy wine. >___________>;

Okay, that sweater vest is distracting me. >___________>

BUT I BET HE JUST LOVES HIS VEST. ♥

Sasan is insulted by your remarks.

And waits for you to aplogise! >___________>;

HOLDING MIMI LA RUUUUE! and her 12 chins. ♥♥

JUST LOOK AT THAT BUNDLE OF PUPPY.

Sasan is satisfied with the current developments.

CLOSE UP.

Shocked!

Totally srs discussion in the works.

Sasan explains to Tori the difference between a Persian and an Iranian: '...They're kinda the same thing.'

Looks kinda like he's trying to come on to Tori. >___________>;

Sasan and mother eat.

Or to be more accurate, Sasan's mother feeds Sasan while they watch some TV show and ignore Tori. >__________>:

HAPPY!Sasan.

HE HAS WONDERFUL HANDS, HE REALLY DOES.

BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK.

I am a fan of that hoody. >_____________>

TANTRUUUUUUUUM.

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALM.

THIS IS NOT SASAN. THIS IS A CLOSE UP OF MIMI LA RUE. SAY HELLO TO MIMI LA RUE.
.....AND GOOD BYE TO EPISODE THREE!

Episode Four: Street

Let's start this episode off with some EXTREME EYESEX.

WE APPROVE.

'Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?'

Sasan is liking this!

Ooooooooor maybe not so much. >_______________>;

SASAN CAN COUNT! >_______________>

And comes dangerously close to tipping his booze. >__________>

ZOMGWUT.

Zachary Quinto? WHO IS THIS FELLOW?!

WAT? NO WAI.

OM NOM NOM.

....NOM NOM. >__________________>;

Sasan is clearly disturbed by the om nomming.

LIKE A KID INA CANDY SHOP.

A veeeeeery awesome candy shop, no less! >_______________>;

Bored!Sasan.

:...a really bad one.'

STARING CONTEST!

DISBELIEF!

And then he tuned into a lost puppy. AWWWWWWWWWWWW, LET'S TAKE HIM HOME!
...I mean..uh..>_____________>

He is Not Impressed.

'We intend on prosecuting you to the fullest extent of the law, BITCH!'

Off-screen: Ruthie attempts to give supposed criminals advice, which displeases out trio!

The three women attempt to convince Sasan to go and get Tori's stolen blackberry back.

But Sasan insists that he only works out at the gym to look good shirtless!

And that is the face of one who just lost a three-against-one battle. >_____________>

And that is the face of someone who is about to get the crap kicked out of them by a very angry man, twice his size. >_________>;;;;

Sasan attempts to settle the matter calmly.

Big Angry Man, is not so keen on that idea, however. >___________________>;

BUT FEAR NOT -- OUR HERO IS QUITE SAFE, AND IN ONE PIECE!

The next day, Tori and Sasan sit on a couch, while she plays with her new blackberry.

Tori recieves a cryptic text, that asks her to stop emailing topless photos.

'Omg, you think the guy that stole your blackberry emailed them to everyone on your list?!'

'Oh, yup.'
This news does not relieve Tori. >___________>;

'hm....wtfff?'

MY MAN CLAN!'

Sasan decides Janey can have Andy.

'What? I met somebody!'

B I T C H !!!

Episode Five: Jealous

'I'm sorry -- wuuuut?!'

OWL.

Waiting for Tori's new man to arrive, and Mimi La Rue chillaxes on her lap.

Irritated Sasan is ~~laflkfsdlfafsafWOOOOO~~ irritated! Yup. >________________>

BECAUSE HIS EYEBROW MUST BE RAISED EVERY 5 SECONDS. ~~AWWW YEAH BB. >_______>;;;;;;;~~

The eyebrow goes back to its home above his eye.

And I just noticed the moon on his sweater looks like a happy face >_______________>;;;;

Apparently Sasan thinks I'm on something. BUT THE MOON IS SMILING AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I SWEAR!

Holding back tears and disapproving of the bouquet.

My knee is currently stuck to my desk. JUST FYI. >____________________>;

Sasan attempts to knock sense into Tori! ~~ME NEXT PLZ.~~

And he presents the (now fixed!) bouquet to his goddess, and Tori's mother, Kiki!

But Tori's man (who has yet to be pictured) stole a flower from it!
...and gave it to the house keeper, who is aweosme, but stiiiiill. >__________________>;;;

HEARTBROKEN SASAN. ;0;

Who quickly turns into ~~FREAKING SEXY~~ devious and cunning Sasan! *cough*

.....okay, ignore the strike out in my last comment, cause it is indeed accurate. >______________>;;;;

'OOH NO YOU DIDN'T!'

DRUGS ARE BAD.

Slowly, Sasan comes to terms with the fact his woman is being snatched away from him!

POOOR BOOOY with your tucked in shirt >___________>;

AND SO HE LEARNS TO COPE. with Mimi La Rue at his side!

UPSET. But still cuddling with Mimi La Rue! AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. *squish*

The accusations start flying: HE STOLE MY WOMAN said the gay man to his friend about her boyfriend. >____________>;

I AM DISTRACTED BY HIS HANDS ONCE AGAIN. SLKFJHSDFFF. DHDFFFF.

Sasan needs a lesson in how to eat, and Mimi La Rue sleeps on him. ♥

LOOOK AT THAT FAAAAAACE. I am of course talking about the dog. Yeah. >_> .....<_< ....>_>;;;

Fast forward and he has cleaned up his act! Ready to win his woman back from Tori's man!

DAZED AND SIMPLE.

Apparently, IT HURTS.

Inhaaaaaaale, exhaaaale....

OPERATION ANTIQUE BIRDHOUSE TO WIN KIKI BACK: SUCCESSFUL!

Heeeeee's good and he knows it >_______>

And he's back in Kiki's good books, above Tori-- HIS NAME IS CARTER HAHAHA I just remembered. >__________>;

RAAAAAAAAAAAR..

UNO GIF-O:

'I almost gave Kiki a HANDFUL OF DYED WEEDS.'

Episode Six: Cursed

LOOKING STUNNING.

And his hair then disappeared into the blackness....OF MY HEART. *is deep*

I AM REMINDED OF ZOOLANDER. LORD SAVE US ALL.

Chatting on the phone with Kiki.

Honestly, why do people in tv shows always wear their shoes in the house?! >______________>

Sasan is not aware of the answer to my question!

And is also giving off-screen people glares of 'u cant b srs.' >___________>;;

Listening intently.

AND SO BEGINS THE SERIES OF CLOSEUP HEAD SHOTS AND RANDOM FACIAL EXPRESSIONS FOR THIS EPISODE.

OPEN MOUTHED SURPRISED FACE.

THE PLEASED OR SATISFIED LOOK.

YOU ARE JOKING RIGHT? LOOK.

WTF ARE YOU ON ABOUT? EXPRESSION.

THE SLIGHTLY TURNED UP AND SARCASTIC MOUTH SHOT.

And the full body shot! Just so you can see his shoes THAT HE IS WEARING AROUND THE HOUSE jeeeeez. >__________>;

AND I BET YOU THOUGHT THE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS WERE ALL OVER!

TORI-THE-MICROWAVE-IS-SMOKING FACE.

THE WELL I TRIIIIED TO WARN YOU ABOUT THE MICROWAVE LOOK.

Sasan laughs at off-screen Pete's comment!

'luuuulz.'

'ORLY NOW.'

Sasan thinks he has missheard.

BOND. JAMES BOND.

'But I don't even loook like James Bond...'

SASAN CUTS HIS CHICKEN.

SASAN POKES THE CHIKEN.

SASAN CHEWS THE CHICKEN.

Meanwhile. the chicken family searched everywhere for Eric. Little did they know.....
>_______________________>;;;;;;;

HE LEANS. AND THIS SECTION OF SCREEN CAPS ENDS!

TBC...IN THE NEXT POST!

SYLAR: PART TWO OF TWO!

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 02:16:15 GMT

AND HEROES SCREEN CAPS: PART FOUR OF FOUR! Yes, ladies and gents, THE END OF SPAM HAS COME. *tear*

HERE YOU WILL FIND:

= SYLAR (129 TO 256)
= 18 GIFS OF SYLAR AND ONE RANDOM.

WARNINGS:
= ANOTHER 128 MEDIUM SIZED SCREENCAPS. YUP.
= SPOILERS. SYLAR. MMM MM MM.

ONWARDS TO THE REST OF THE SCREENCAPS!

WELCOME BACK! To where Sylar is kicking some srs ass.

'I can't wait to try that one!'

OH I LIED. HERE'S MOAR FEET. Cause the glass looked aaawesome >_______>

FLOATING GLASS.

And he sends the glass flying! It's unfortunate he killed Peter by doing so. >_____>;

FASCINATING.

CHANGE SCENE. hai2u Isaac's loft!

Sylar spots what he wants.

Annnnnd he likes it! Ho ho ho >______>

SO AMUSED.

The face of determined!Sylar.

PREPARING TO KILL.

KILLING.

STOLE POWERS. Poor Isaac ;___;

And we fast forward to the future! HELLO, FUTURE!SYLAR. NICE TO SEE YOU.

Kinda giving me Ewan vibes, with that hair.

STAREDOWN.

Sylar will totally pwn, kthxbai. >________>

CHEEESE.

PAINTING THE FUTURE NEVER LOOKED SO GOOD.

In case you were wondering.

Pupils and irises return!

I WISH TO BE THAT PAINTING.

Crouching on exploding New York.

HM. THIS CAN'T BE GOOOOD...

....MOAR PHONES. They really like to call people in this show. >________>;

Looking up!

Sylar makes himself beautiful.

*combs*

IDEK BUT HIM TOUCHING HIS FACE IS JUST ADGJDHFDSGFF. WAT.

WELCOME BACK, GABRIEL THE WATCHMAKER.

When the glasses come off, we know Sylar means srs bsnss!

HE KNOWS YOU'RE THERE.

....or maybe, he was wrong?!

He's still certain soooomeone is following him.....~~AND ITS NOT ME.~~

WHAT'S IN THE BOX?

SNOWGLOBE! For his wonderful mother.

Gabriel the Watchmaker is displeased with the lack of love his mother gave to the poor clock.

BUT HE WILL FIX IT. LIKE THE GOOD BOY HE KIND OF IS.

Yeeeeess. >___________>

HE DOES NOT WANT A SANDWICH.

But his mother still goes to the fridge. Silly woman. >________>

Gabriel the watchmaker is having second thoughts about being special.

I wish this didn't blur, cause that is one hella fine expression. >___________>;

'You aren't listening! Beause you're making a sandwich.'

Mother throws a mini-fit, and Gabriel the watchmaker attempts to calm her down.

Gabirel the watchmaker asks her to tell him it's fine to be not-special!

"It's okay to be just normal...right?'

HER ANSWER DISPLEASES GABRIEL THE WATCHMAKER.

SO OBVSLY SYLAR NOW.

I have to say, AWWWWWW. fr srs. >_________>

Now, to show his mommy what he can do!

WHAT'S THIS?!

SNOW! He looks so damn happy!

....Oh dear. WE HAVE A ~~SMEXY~~ SITUATION, PEOPLE.

And then he realizes HE JUST SCARED HIS OWN MOTHER. WHAT?!

Gabriel the watchmaker pleads for his mom to come out of the room.

GET OUT HERE, YOU OLD BAT.

ANGST.

UNHAPPINESS.

WANTS TO CRY!

And then she comes out! But is not entirely impressed with her son Gabriel the watchmaker. :(

Then says that Gabriel the watchmaker is damned. SAY WHAT?!

And WOOPS. Sorry mom, didn't mean to stab you with a pair of scissors! MY BAD. >__________>;

WELCOME BACK MR SYLAR.

LOOK, DOUBLES. I AM AWESOME.

Looking particularly sad and pathetic. ♥♥ >_____________>

LOOK AT THOSE BIG BROWN EYES.

And from sad and loveable to 'I will paint the future in mother's blood.' FABULOUS.

And such a lovely picture he made! Im also a fan of that shirt. Mm hm. >_____>;

PEEK A BOO.

His eyebrow is permanently raised. I THINK I LIKE IT.

What a shifty weasel.

HE'S SO AMAZING, HE CAN STOP TRAFFIC.

SEEE? That is indeed a tire!

*waves*

SOMEONE IS GOING TO DIE, TONIGHT.

In fact, the one who's gonna die is the one hanging upside down. >_______>;

Wait for it......

THERE HE GOES. GOOD NIGHT.

Best chapter title ever.

Best picture to show up after the best chapter title ever.

Best picture to show up after the best picture to show up after the best chapter title ever. >___________>;;;;;

TIME TO PAINT.

PAINTING.

AND FINISHED!

He notices the painting of Peter.

He does not like this painting, not one bit!

THE ARTISTE.

Once again, looking fantastically pupil-less.

RANDOM CHARACTER + SYLAR TIME: He says BOO to Ando.

Do not mess with the Sylar.

INSERT WITTY COMMENT.

And the Ando fans cursed, while the Sylar fans cheered. . >__________>;;;;;;

DISTRACTIONS!

But distractions don't mean Sylar will stop choking you. >_____________>

LOOKING INTO YOUR SOUL.

What's this?! A SMILE?

Sylar does not care for this page of the comic.

Ando confuses him!

SQUINTY EYES. ~~I am reminded of Nick and his permasquint.~~

KISSY FACE. >____________>;

And, when Sylar has no more use for you.....*maks sawing noises*

I bet that doesn't feel very nice. >_________>;

MOAR DISTRACTIONS?!

*smirk*

Sylar challenges Hiro to a little game!

Sylar is preeeetty confident he will win, however.

LET'S GET A CLOSE UP ON THIS, SHALL WE?

AHH, THERE WE GO!

And after the close up, we see that Hiro has pwned Sylar!

Now outside, where Sylar and Peter prepare to duke it out in the streets.

Sylar clears the streets of non-Peter.

He is pleased with his work.

READY...

...SET...

....DIE, BITCH.

....buuuut his plan goes awry! and Peter lands a few good punches, giving Sylar a wonderfully bloody face.

This pleases Sylar. ~~and me.~~

While Peter is on the verge of blowing up, Sylar decides to rub salt in Peter's wounds!

But that is short lived....

...as Hiro runs Sylar through, with a large sharp object. Also known as a sword. >______________>;;;;;

Sylar does not feel so hot.

*FWUMP*

But he's gonna get out one last bastardly move!

Which he is very proud of!

And then he drops dead. Kind of. >__________________>;

AND LASTLY, ZOOM UP INTO HIS EYE WHERE HIS FUTURE WAS HELD. WHAT THE HELL!

NOW, FOR THE GIFS!:

THE ONE COMPLETELY NON-SYLAR GIF.

..something about power. >_______>;

"BRAIN."

"Don't worry!"

OM NOM NOM says Sylar.

ohhh ho ho!

So close to being one of my favourite gifs ever >_________>;

heeeeeeeeeeeehe >____________>;

WHAT MAKES THEM.......TICK.

"MY NAME IS SYLAAAR."

I am a fan of his eyebrows. >_____________________>;

FR SRS.

I dont' know! but.....♥ >_______________>;;;

"....no."

AWESOME. SIMPLY AWESOME.

"PETER PETRELLI."

"I'm the hero!" Yes, yes you are. >_____________>

Now, for my personal TWO ULTIMATE FAVOURITE GIFS which had to be kind of small cause they were HUGE, so would cause epic lag:

SYLAR. SHAVE. AKJFHASDKFHFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

BOOM. NEED I SAY MORE?

And now it's back to normal posts! Damn. >________________>;

SYLAR: PART ONE OF TWO

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 02:16:04 GMT

*DRUMROOOOOOOLL*

PART THREE OF FOUR. OR PART 3A OF THREE. EITHER WAY, THE NEXT TWO POSTS WILL CONTAIN AN INTENSE AMOUNT OF PURE SYLAR. CAN YOU HANDLE IT.

BUT JUST TO BE CONSITENT:

= SYLAR (1 to 128)

WARNINGS:
= 128 MEDIUM SIZED SCREENCAPS OF UTTER ~~SMEX~~ AWESOME.
= EVEN MOAR SPOILERS CONCERNING EVERYTHING SYLAR. OM NOM NOM.

AND I NOW PRESENT:

SO BEGINS, THE EPIC SCREENCAP JOURNEY.

FRIENDS, MEET SYLAR. SYLAR, MEET -- DO NOT KILL-- FRIENDS.

I rather like his hands. WHAT CAN I SAY. >_______>;

MYSTERIOUS. ~~AND MAKING BASEBALL HATS LOOK SEXY.~~

Still in the dark!

EYE SEE YOU. *slaps knee*

Skip to the next episode....

....WHERE WE MEET GABRIEL THE WATCHMAKER.

HIS NAME IS FREAKING GABRIEL. HOW GODDAMN ADORABLE AND AWESOME IS THAT?

I KNOW YOU ALL WANT A PIECE OF THAT ACTION.

He is so insanely awesome, I may explode. Just so's you know. >____________>;

.........................................*explodes*

HE HAS AWESOME LIPS.

Looking particularly geeky and smug. >__________________>;

Now heeeeere we go. M hm, that's what I'm talkin about. >_______________________>;

HE STANDS.

Gabriel the Watchmaker and Dr Suresh get their lulz.

CLARK KENT, IS THAT YOU?

Should have hit the snooze button, that morning!

Discussing his boring existence. HE WANTS TO BE SPECIAL, DAMMIT!

But he is sooooo very special >_________>;;;

TANTRUM.

And suddenly, the waters of Gabriel the Watchmaker have calmed!

NEEEEEEEEEEERD.

He is very determined to be different and special.

SUNLIGHT. After Dr Suresh kicked him out of his house. >____________>;

Back to work!

'I am......"

*light bulb*

".....Sylar. Gabriel Sylar."

WHOA SH*T. HE MOVED THAT WITHOUT HIS HANDS?!

*stunned*

YOU'RE BROKEN.

....BUT I CAN FIX IT.

AHH, THE BIRTH OF SYLAR.

But enough killing for today,it's time to get back to work! THESE WATCHES WONT FIX THEMSELVES.

MUSSED UP HAIR. YES PLEASE.

Heeee likes it too!

Getting his creep on.

A litttttlle more......

And back to less creepy, infront of a map!

UNCONCIOUS, OMFG YEAH. Er. How unfortunate for him. >______>;

REMEMBER WHEN PETER WAS DREAMING OF SYLAR? THIS IS WHAT HE SAW. OH YES.

Elsewhere, the real Sylar is standing up, and the world noticed my crappy cropping job. *points to lime green line*

Sylar does not like you.

And so he sulks in the dark!

Now in the light!

BUT HE WAS NOT SULKING AT ALL.

Okay let me just say AHMAHGAWDSFSDFSDFFF NECK NECK NECK. NECKKKK.

I SEE YOU THERE EDEN.

And now sylar ain't feelin' so well. Also, EW BUG. ACK. THAT'S GONNA CRUNCH SOMETHING FIERCE.

Probably shouldn't be so attracted to unconcious people. >_________>;

But now he's awake! AND HE'S GOING TO KEEEL US ALL. ♥

THERE'S A VISINE FOR THAT.

Sylar practices his ninja skillz.

*pluck*

'That's for the hair cut.'

SYLAR KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE.

And decides to drop by.

AND CONVERSE WITH A PUPPY. BAHAHAHA CUTE.

........I was totally talking about the dog, of course.

Looking thrilled!

And now looking slightly...er...challenged. >____________>

His eyebrows look awesome in that shot. >__________>;;;

THE WHEELS OF IDEA ARE TURNING.

CREEEEPER. ~~I FOUND MY SOULMATE.~~.

But how can someone so evil be so damn adorable?! >____________>

And we go from adorable to creepy in one swoop. A+.

IS VERY INTERESTED IN WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY.

IS NOW THINKNG ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID.

FINDS WHAT YOU SAID TO BE HIGHLY AMUSING.

NO, REALLY.

And again I say, CREEEEEPER. Aaaaaaaand we love it >_____________>;

THE EYEBROW RAISE. IT'S ALMOST UNNATURAL. RAAAR.

But srsly, folks!

....what was I saying? >___________>

And now, we go from the nice-creepy, to evil-creepy!

So, if you freeze frame after this moment, you will see the stunt double! trufax. >_____________>

ZANE, DO NOT FEED THE SYLAR.

BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, ZANE, DO NOT LET THE SYLAR INTO YOUR HOME.

AND EVEN MORE IMPORTANTLY, ZANE, DO NOT SHOW THE SYLAR YOU HAVE POWERS.

....BECAUSE THEN HE KILLS YOU AND STEALS YOUR WARDROBE.

EVEN THOUGH, HE LOOKS REALLY DAMN AWESOME IN YOUR WADROBE.

INFACT MORE AWESOME THAT I THOUGHT HUMANLY POSSIBLE.

YUP.

He plays with his sleeves, and THE CROWD GOES WIIIILD!

Attempting to explain something I cant remember cause I was too busy staring and not listening.

THE LUCKY TOASTER.

Sylar looks into the camera.

'....the hell?!'

Sylar mimes the way he would hold a baby. >________>;

SWAB.

Oh, kettle's ready! HOW CONVENIENT.

Evil man has a swab, and knows how to use it!

Attempting to convince Mohinder he could be of some help!

Still attempting....

....AND WE HAAAAVE A WINNER!

'Zane' convinces Dale she is not alone!

And seeing her power is quite excited. hooooo hooo >________________>

IT LOOKS COLD.

Sylar and Mohinder exchanging words before bed.

Sylar is shocked to hear about Mohinder's dad being...MURDERED! BY SYLAR?! LE GASP!

He sympathizes!

And then: 'That sound in your heart, what is it?' '.......Murder.'

And this image should have come before that last one! My counting skillz, let me show u them. >___________>;

Sylar is Not Pleased when Mohinder tries to contact the police.

But Mohinder is insistant!

EPIC HEADACHE IS EPIC.

Sylar looks over The List.

PHONE. SEE? SEEE? PHONE.

Alas! The number dialed was busy!

MMMM CHAI TEA.

MMMMM SYLAR.

And Mohinder says, HEY SYLAR! YOUR TEA WAS DRUGGED, BITCH.

Which led to a rather kinky series of events involving Sylar being tied to a chair. MOHINDER, YOU ARE A GENIUS.

But Sylar is not entirely happy with this turn of events!

JUST KIDDING.

......Iiiiiiiii have no comment. >________>;;;;;;

INDENT.

Get your own bondage chair, today! [Sylar not included.]

Doesn't he just look so pathetic and loveable?!?

TEAR.

STILL SEE THE TEAR.

Ohhhhhhh, he is so good! >__________________>;

EEEEEEEEEEEVIL.

He will not take your crap!

Honestly, LOOK AT THAT ALMOST PROFILE. >_____________>

I REMEMBER YOU!

AND, THE HAPPY TRIO! Yes, that is Mohinder stuck to the roof, and Sylar is choking Peter. AWESOME, I KNOW. >____________>;;

CONTINUE TO POST 2!

AWESOME CUBED

Wed, 17 Jun 2009 01:12:41 GMT

WHOOOOA, HERE SHE COMES ♪ AS PROMISED!

Here is Heroes post PART TWO OF A LIKELY FOUR. Because I seriously DID make so many Sylar screen caps, it would be wise of me to split them into two posts! >______________>;;;;

and as I said last time! This post contains:

= PETER (46)
= PETER and SYLAR (8)
= MOHINDER (41)
= MOHINDER and SYLAR ......♥♥♥ *COUGH* (29)

And the same warnings apply as before!

WARNING:
= 124 MEDIUM SIZED IMAGES UNDER ZE CUT.
= MANY MANY MANY SPOILERS for season one. Could be the pic, could be my blab. Either way, BE WARNED!

Up first, PETER PETRELLI!....♥♥ >___>;; He who absorbs others' powers!

Looking skeptical.

ORLYYYY, NATHAN?

Peter is Not Impressed with his brother.

I might be a fan of the shirt. What. >_____________>

Now looking a bit like a lost puppy! AWWWWW.

Peter is a fan of Spock.

Yup, deeeeeeefinitely a Vulcan.

WAITING FOR HIS DATE WITH DEATH. aka Sylar. HEE. ♥ >_________________>;;

And Sylar fouuuuuund him!

IT HURTS SO GOOD.

And then the cops come and complicate things. Silly bastards.

FAST FORWARD to the next episode, in which Peter is chatting with his mommy.

Hmmmmmm... *eyebrow raise*

I might like this picture. A lot. AND LOOK, MOAR PHONE. >_____>;;;;

Peter attempts to talk, but Nathan is likely not listening. BOO NATHAN, BOO.

Peter lookin' classy in his suit, as Nathan says their dad just died. WOOPS.

BROTHERLY LOVE! Too bad I dislike Nathan at this point in time. >_______>;

Peter dreams about Sylar. >______________>

PRETTY.

'Whooooooooa, that's trippin', maaaaan~.'

That is the face of a hero! Or someone who wants to say, PFFF YEAH RIGHT, BITCH.

Peter is in quite the pickle! And looking adorably 'wtf' >_______>;;;;

BECAUSE BLOOD IS SMEX.

'...UM, EXCUUUUUSE ME?'

Peter is confused.

THIS DOES NOT HURT SO GOOD.

AND PETER DIES! Mmmmmm dead. >__________________>

Future Peter!

And back to present, where Peter has risen from the dead.

....with insanely large-looking eyeballs.

I am a fan of hiss messed up, floppy hair, oh yes >_____________>;

But he has suddenly tucked it behind his hear! CONTINUITY.

Oh, puhleeeeze.

Peter finds pigeons and doves more interesting than the people talking to him.

LOOK, IT'S TED!

FLASHBACK!

HOLY CRAAAAP.

Peter was told to look after Claire....

...and shortly after loses her. Good job, Pete! >___________>

HOLY S%@& MY HANDS ARE GLOWING.

And then he promptly passes out.

DREAM SEQUENCE IS GO!

LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN.

Peter realizes this is SRS BSNSS.

ZOMG?!

...KABOOM.

NEXT: Peter and Sylar. Because....well, ehe. >______>;;

As you see, meeting number one didn't go very well. >__________>;

But meeting number two, went much better!

Beating the crap out of Sylar! mmmm yes >____________>

AND FOR THE FIRST TASTE OF SYLAR! WOO WOOO WOOO.,

Moar evil and bloodied up Sylar, with Peter's glowing hand!

...what. >__________________________>;

Sylar made an inappropriate comment.

And something has distracted them both!
BUT WE DO NOT SEE WHO OR WHAT! BAAAAHAHAHAH! But I can tell you it was Hiro. >_______>

Now for, MOHIIIIIINDER! No special powers, BUT HE IS SO AWESOME AKJFGHSDKGFF. ♥♥♥♥

Chatting with his mother and looking fabulous in orange!

SOCCER BALLS.

*facepalm*

Surprised!Mohinder.

SMILE FOR ME BB.

Like I said, I apparently really like screencapping people on the phone >____________>;

It's gonna be a long night, so Mohinder orders some pizza.

Crap, I forgot to ask for onions!

AND IT'S BACK TO THE PHONE. And I really like that outfit. like srsly.HE SHOULD FOREVER WEAR ORANGE. THAT IS ALL.

Flashing us as he enters Zane's house. >_______>

PROFILE.

And he speaks with who he thinks is Zane! But weeee know better >__________>

Have I mentioned how much I love his hair?

And his teeth? >____________>;

He is slightly put off by my creepiness.

Mohinder waits - suspiciously - while Zane makes tea.

..................♥........................>____________________>;

LOL U SRS?

INTENSE GAZE.

Mohinder and Zane exchange meaningful words before calling it a night!

'THE TOP OF HER HEAD WAS CUT OFF! IT WAS SYLAR!'

Mohinder is appalled that I considered making an internet porn joke here. >________>;

Apparently very, very appalled. >_______________>;

Mohinder is displeased.

And now full of many many boo-boos >_____________>;

But then he realizes his cuts are nothing compared to the fact that Peter is currently dead on the floor! >____________>;

FUTURE MOHINDER! Looking very scholarly!

AND NOW ITS BACK TO PRESENT MOHINDER WHO HAS A MOTHER F&#$@%ING PHONE.

But this phonecall is the best, as he is currently chatting with Sylar. Mmm yes. >_______________>;

MOAR PHONE.

Now we go forward to Mohinder and Molly!

Happy!

adsdfdsfafssaf *warm fuzzies* >____________>

He's just so damn smiley!

Okay, reallly, how freakin' adorable is that?! >________________>

Staring at red.

It looks the same as the last, BUT THE RED THINGY IS HIGHER, OOOOHHHH.

PRETTY. WAT.

SHOWDOWN. My money is on Mohinder, kthx.

But I do not collect, as the showdown ends with no death!

LAST MOHINDER. ARE YOU SAD? I KNOW I AM. *rivers of tears*

BUT WE STILL HAVE MOHINDER AND SYLAR. OM NOM NOM. WAT.

Not offically, but you know. It's got ZQ name. >___________________>;

They spot somethign rather undesirable on the ground, apparently. >_______>;

THE ONLY FOOT SHOT. I AM SORRY, MAN.

FEEL THE ~~LOVE~~ TENSION.

'Zane' get ready to demonstrate his power!

But first tells Mohinder to back up. It can get quite messy. >________>;

Heeeeere we go!

'Zane' intensely melts the poor toaster.

'......what the hell is that power useful for?'

LOL. *snort*

CLOSE UP. BLUR.

'Zane' the housewife. ♥

WOULD YOU LIKE CREAM AND SUGAR, MOHINDER DARLING?

Discussion time in dazzling jackets!

'Zane' is disgusted and Mohinder is faaaaascinated.

MEET DALE. SHE DIES. >__________________>;

'Zane' is simple!

CUTE. AGJHFSDHFSDFFFF.

Once again, AASKSHAGSGHDSASDGG. >_____________>;;;;;

Once again, I refrain from the internet porno jokes. >_____________>;

I totally numbered these pics wrong. GO ME.

See? 'Zane' just keeps popping up and down! >___________>;

'WE CAN FIND THEM TOGETHER, MOHINDER! '

'Oh, Zane...♥...'

THIS PLEASES ME.

And they toast! *chink*

BUT WHAT'S THIS? ZANE DRINKS, AND MOHINDER DOES NOT?!

And we see that Mohinder didn't buy that crap, AND KNOWS 'ZANE' IS REALLY SYLAR, BWHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
And now is time to steal some spinal fluid. Oh yes. >______________>;

'AND ITS GOING TO HURT.'
......the taking of the spinal fluid, we mean. Of course. mmmm hm. >_________>;
...........AND THIS IS BEST SCENE EVAR BTWWWWW.

AND SO WE ARRIVE AT THE END OF POST 2. NEXT TIME: SYLAR SYLAR SYLAR. All Sylar. With possible random persons in random pictures. But mostly just SYLAR SYLAR SYLAR. SYLAR. SYLAR.

......

SYLAAR.

HERE WE GO AGAIN

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 03:09:07 GMT

AHEM.

I shall now explain in several caps locked points my life and then move on to the real point of this post!:

1. PRIDE WAS AWESOME AND COLOURFUL, and I am not burnt! YEAAAAAAAH.

2. I HAD A COLD AND NOW COLD IS GONE. But I have this pain in my throat/ear area. I think I pulled a muscle at some point. FAIL.

3. TOMORROW IS NEW JB CD. HELL YES.

4. AND HEROES SEASON ONE? YES PLEASE. HMACCZ and I watched (basically) the whole goddamn thing in 1 day, minus 3 episodes. Of course, it is pretty much my fault because after watching Star Trek I decided I must watch MOAR SHOWS with Mr Quinto in them. Because I am COOL like that. But I will SERIOUSLY MARRY THOSE DVDS cause hot damn it was FANTASTIC. Now must watch the next 2 seasons, despite their apparent not-nearly-as-awesomeness. BUT I DO NOT PARTICULARLY CARE. BAHAHA.

And now, leading from point number four into reeeeeeeeeal point of this post:

ALRIGHT! Now that everyone has had a chance to facepalm/lol/etc, I'M PRETTY SURE YOU ALL KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS. >_______> One picture here, a cut below....IT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING: SCREENCAP POST TIME HAS ARRIVED.

And I know, in the past, I have said WARNING MANY PICS BELOW THE CUT. BUT! Due to the fact Heroes season one was watched in basically one day, I ended up taking screen caps of episodes....well whatever episode number it was in which Sylar appeared >________> so I ended up with 441 screencaps/gifs all at once. YES I HAVE NO LIFE, AND PROUD OF IT KTHX.

I am not so cruel however, as to post all 441 pictures in one shot, so over the course ot the next couple days, I'll be making 3 or 4 more EPIC SCREENCAP POSTS. SO JUST BE WARNED OF INCOMING SPAM.

There is not real point to the posting of this, other than the fact that HMACCZ and I want to make icons, are slightly obsessed, I needed to kill time somehow, Sylar is MOTHER F&%#ING AWESOME JESUS CHRIST HE'S GODDAMN TERRIFIC, and making screencap posts is, you know, what I do! >_________________>;;;;

AND SO! To start, I have screencaps of:

= ANYONE/THING RANDOM. Not eeeeeeveryone random, cause well, I didnt want to have 1441 screencaps >_____> The characters here are ones I find awesome, are kind of important and felt compelled to screencap, or said OH I SHOULD SCREENCAP THAT JUST BECAUSE. (30)
= HIRO and ANDO. BecaUse they are awesome, and got their own folder in my computer! (28)

You will not find any screen caps of Peter, Mohinder, or Sylar here, thoguh! Why? Because they are my 3 favourites, and I took way too many screencaps of each of them to include them yet [way way way way way way too many of Sylar holy crap >_____>;;;]. So they shall come in their own good time >_________________>; Also, about 19 gifs will be had at the very end of the last post I make. Because 18 out of 19 are Sylar. Obvs top favourite character...is obvs. >______________>;

And now for the obligatory warning:

WARNING:
= 58 MEDIUM SIZED IMAGES BELOW THE CUT. And this is the smallest of all the posts to come. Yup. >_____>
= SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS if you have not seen season one. Could be in the pic itself, could be in the possible captions, so BE WARNED. I am not responsible! >__________________>;;;

And now onwards, to the screencaps!

Start things off, with Mr Isaac Mendez: He who can paint the future. WOOOO.

Looking none too impressed.

ON THE PHONE! I actually think I have a thing for screencapping people on the phone. Youuuu shall see....>_________>;;;

Laughing with the awesome dude in the back! CAUSE HE KNOWS HE'S GONNA DIE SOON. ;_;

WHAT DID I TELL YOU. It's rather unfortunate really, as I really quite liked Isaac. :(

Now for Matt Parkman (sp?), Mr Nice Cop Who Can Read Ur Mind.

Thinking!

SEE? PHONE.

Wife. Just because. >_________>;

Unhappy cop. :(

Directing traffic!

He is displeased with Mr Bennet. >______>

Looking for the monster under the bed.

Happy!shock!

HE MEANS SRS BUSINESS.

And here is Zach: Not special at all, kind of disappeared all of a sudden, and is really insanely adorable, quite frankly! >______________>;

........*warm fuzzies*

Ready to video tape Claire. Which sounds creepier than it is, really! >____________>

HOLY S#$%.

...I dunno. It was just a cute shot. SO SUE ME. HE'S PROBABLY FRICKEN 16 YEARS OLD ITS A WEAK SPOT AHHH.

A VERY WEAK SPOT. >______________>;

Time for the UBER RANDOM IMAGES:

EDEN. And Mohinder's ear. ♥ >____________>;;;

MEET TED. I actually really liked Ted. I should have screen capped more of him, really!

...I cant remember her name. She was only in like 2 episodes, she was awesome, AND THEN SHE DIED. ;_;

CLAIRE. One of the main characters who is okay, but kind of annoys me, and looks like the younger Britney Spears on occasion.

D.L and Nikki in a padded cell. Moar main characters that I like, but don't like enough to make excessive amounts of screen caps. >____>
......BUT HE CAN WALK THROUGH WALLS!

He gets a picture, cause...well, cause his existence makes for some REALLY FRIGGEN AWESOME EPISODES IN MY OPINION probably my Mohinder/Sylar fanboy alarm rings like mad kthxbaiiiiiiii >___________>;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

STAIRS WAT.

DO U C WUT I C.

Meet Molly. Molly is actually a rather adorable little girl. >_____>;

DAAAMN. :(

HELLO, GABRIEL THE WATCHMAKER'S MOTHER.

......GOOD BYE GABRIEL THE WATCHMAKER'S MOTHER. >____________>;

And now, for the Japanese duo, Hiro and Ando! *collective cheer*

....and Micha, child of DL and Nikki. Ain't he just so cute? >_________>;

Ando does not approve of what's on his utensil.

Hiro! The happiest asian EVER.

*squishes*

TELEPORTATION IS GO.

HEEEE.

Hiro converses with Girl Who's Name I Can't Remember. Note the mustard bottle.

Ando just learned Hiro is SWEEEEETO.

Adorkable hat.

And we find out that Hiro just telephoned himself.

GREATO SCOT.

Paper cranes!

Hiro is In Love.

But now he is sad, CAUSE HE COULDN'T SAVE HER OMG ;___;

But now we are back to happy times! and more phones. >____________>;

The car, she is gone!

SO CUUUTE.

Because it's awesome when fandoms collide, AM I RIGHT?!

As we see, it was a well thought out plan. >_____________>;

HE WILL SAVE NEW YORK!

Hiro, looking pretty damn bad-ass.

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT.

Srs!Hiro! Though, we know we all love happy!Hiro juuust a bit better.

THE FOLLOWING NEED NO CAPTIONS:

THAT WAS ADORABLE, Y/Y?!

And Hiro teleports back to where he is needed, leaving Ando behind, out of harms way. ;________;

AND THERE YOU HAVE IT. PART ONE: COMPLETE. TUNE IN NEXT TIME, WHEN I INDULGE IN SCREEN CAPS OF PETER, MOHINDER AND THEM + SYLAR.

THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNIG

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 03:27:31 GMT

So, the other day, mom and I were at Best Buy. Checked stuff out. Found Galaxy Quest on DVD for cheap. Bought. Decided to check out said DVD today. Popped DVD in DVD player. AND WHAT SHOULD APPEAR, BUT A PREVIEW FOR STAR TREK. OMFG. I might have been too excited, but OH WELL, SUCH IS THE LIFE I LEAD! >____________>

So, for the next few minutes, allow me to please fill your life with approximately 60 random screencaps of geekery! EHE >____________>;;;

Sorry kiddies, no XXX in this post. >___________> Juts have to use that good old imagination!

VROOOM.

Going uuuuuuuuuuup.....

HE CAN FLY?!

...or maybe he can't....>____>

SMILE FOR THE CAMERA, SONNY BOY.

CITIZEN, WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

...JAMES T MOTHERF$#@%ING. KIRK, BITCH.

NOW YOU KNOW!

HE'S NOT REALLY BAD, JUST MISUNDERSTOOD!

Kirk on motorcycle! DO YOU SEE HIM GO?!

Just in case you didn't. >____________>;;;

And there he is! The captain to be.

IMPRESSIVE.

CLOSE UP on the rugged and dashing young Jim. >_____________>

*cue dramatic music and change of scene*

Noooooooooooow we're talkin my lingo - say hello to mini!Spock!

BLACK SCREEN. And I wonder why my screen cap posts go on at length sometimes....>____________>;

And now to adult!Spock, in the most hideous sweater ever, that only heee could manage to still make awesome! >___________>

ENERGIZE THIS, BABY.

The cadets assemble!

BOOOM.

Obligatory Chekov!

MOAR BOOM TIME.

Spock is such a mama's boy. AND DON'T WE LOVE IT? YEEEES WE DOOO. >_________________>

FEAR MAI POINTY STICK. Those were Nero's exact words, btw. Fr srs.

Spock attempts to knock what heeeee thinks is sense into Kirk.

But Kirk will have none of it!

And soon learns that if you piss of The Spock, you get your ass whipped, VULCAN STYLE!

\
EXPLOOOOOODE.

Kirk spies! But alas, it is not on Spock. :(

SCOTTY LIKES THIS SHIP.

THE USS ENTERPRISE IN FRONT OF YET ANOTHER EXPLOSION TYPE THING.

Kirk is in quite the pickle.

SULU DOES NOT APPROVE OF THIS.

Bones appears!

And attempts to smile for the camera. >_____________>

Kirk finds himself in another pickle, for angry alien on ice planet is angry, and probably wants to eat Kirk.
~~WHO WOULDNT, RIGHT?......I MEAN ASIDE FROM ME CAUSE I'M TOO BUSY WITH SPOCK.~~

LOL BONES, LIKE BUCKLE UP BROTHA.

THE BIG SHIP GO KABOOM.

UHURAAAAAAA. Because there have been none of her yet. >__________>;

I am reminded of the optical illusion: 2 FACES OR A CANDLE STICK HOLDER THING?

JIM'S GOT A GUN!

Shot of the USS Kelvin JUST BECAUSE! also, the thing on it at the top, totally looks like an eyeball. >_______>;

I really should have slowed the gifs down, but YAAAAAAAY ANYWAY!

Can you believe the first time I saw these letters I facepalmed. IKR, HOW WRONG I WAS.

HM, WHAT WAS THAT?

OH RIGHT. AND LOOK, THEY ARE SIDE BY SIDE. MEANT TO BE, MY FRIENDS, MEANT TO BEEEEEEEEE.

AND NOW, JUST BECAUSE THIS CAME ON IMMEDIATELY AFTER THAT PREVIEW......

*DRUM ROLL*

OH YES I AM GOING THERE.

Now, let us compare! THE ONE, THE ONLY, ORIGINAL JAMES T KIRK.

THE HIKARU SULU.

BONES. I CANT REMEMBER HIS NAME. LEONARD MCCOY?

SPOCK. EYEBROW RAISE. ~~BUT QUINTO DOES IT BETTER IMO ZOMG BLASPHEMEYYYYY~~

WHITE AND YELLOW SCREEN. Close relative of BLACK SCREEN.

The original slash in the making.

BEAM US UP. SCOTTY.

Sulu fences!

Scotty.... does stuff!

DON'T YOU KNOOOW THAT YOU'RE TOXIIIIIIIC~~ ♪

Uhura (I think >___>) and Kirk do not approve of my Britney Spears impression. I cannot blame them. >_______________>

And there you have it! 60 screen caps of PURE AWESOME, which is quite small, but not bad-sized since it's only one trailer. Just you wait till that there DVD comes out, ohhh yeah >_______________________> THEN THERE WILL BE SO MANY MORE DECENT PICS AND GIFS TO BE HAD! BAAAAAHAHAHAHA!

/geek.

TILL I MAKE ANOTHER POST, ADIOS AMIGOS!

I'M A ONE MAN SHOW!

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 17:16:15 GMT

I should perhaps consider making this a screencap blog, y/y? >________>

YOU KNOW THE DRILL: LOTS OF PICS, LOTS OF JOBROS, LOTS OF INNUENDO, AND I'M A ~~CREEP~~ DORK. ~~I'm also wondering WHY I never did this for LOTMS. srsly, wtf is wrong with me >_____>~~

ONWARDS TO THE FANGEEKERY AND NERDISM! And like I said, MANY FOTOS. MANY MANY FOTOS. AROUND 200+ FOTOS. BEWARE THE FOTOS.

KIDS OF THE FUTURE! WHOA OH.

LET THERE BE AWESOME!

NOW YOU KNOW.

CROWD. ~~I WANT TO BE THEM. ALL OF THEM.~~

JOE APPEARS! In the ugliest sunglasses known to man. >_____>

LIGHTS, CAMERAS....

....JOBROS! They`re in there, really! I SWEAR!

MOAR JOE. Because without him, MSN would be unhappy. >____>

NICK SHOWS UP! I REJOICE.

SEE, KEVIN! *points* And Joe leaps from the heavens.

FULL BODY BROTHERS.

I am reminded of a fly.

SHAKE IT, JOE.

...IT WAS AN ACCIDENTAL SCREENSHOT. HONEST!

Back view camera!

JOE CLAPS.

Kevin tries to inspect Joe, but.....DENIED.

FABULOUS~!

....*cough*

WHOA OH!

Leftover 'WHOA OH!' >____>;;

Joe sings to the ground. The ground squees.

And Joe fans around the globe cried, wishing they were that mic stand. >_____>

RANDOM COLOURFUL SHOT IS RANDOM. AND COLOURFUL.

THEY JUMP!

JUST FRIENDS!

SO HAPPY HE COULD BURST.

SO CUTE I COULD BURST.

......*burst*

HE SINGS! And has some eyebrow action going on!

...Might be creepy, BUT OH WELL, I'M GONNA SAY IT ANYWAY: MMMMMMMMMMMM. >________>;;;

AWESOME ANGLE OF NICK. Not that every angle isn't awesome, of course.... >____>

Elsewhere, Joe and Kevin demanded I take screenshots of them. SO I DID!

......AND THEN I RELAPSED.

......."RIBBIT."

And lo, Kevin FINALLY GETS A CLOSE UP!

And so, he celebrates: 'HELL YEEEEAH!'

OBVS STARING AT NICK IS OBVS.

YAMAHAAAAAAAA.

Sex!face in training! >________>

PLAY MY MUSIC, KEVIN.

EPIC PRETTY SHOT OF ALMOST JOICK.

Joe, the chick magnet.

PRETTY.

ALSO PRETTY.

Kevin sings, and the fans go WIIIILD.

JOE HAS SRS DANCE SKILLZ.

And here, we have EXTREME! EYESEX!

NICK SLIDES! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

THIS IS AN ES OH ES!

Joe's hand wanders, and Nick is totally into it! >______>;;;

BUT ENOUGH JOICK -- JOVIN TIME IS NOW UPON US.

But the Jovin couldnt last, and Joe moves on back over to Nick! And Kevin's noooot quite sure what he's holding. >__>;;

...........hehe. >__________>;;;;;;

Kevin continues is sex!face training.

EXTREME!CLOSE UP.

NOT SO EXTREME!CLOSE UP.

While Joe rocks the tambourine, Kevin strarts to move over to the wee one's side of the stage.

Joe follows suit. TIME TO GANG UP ON POOR NICK.

Kevin teases his fans. JUST A LITTLE CLOSER THE EDGE, MAAAAN.

JOE SAYS IT'S TIME TO DISCO.

OKAY, SO I LOVE THE LITTLE BOY A BIT TOO MUCH. BUT GODDAMN, HOW AWESOME IS THIS SHOT?! >_______>;;;;

Kevin's turn to dazzle all with his dance skillz! >______>

GOODNIGHT AND GOODBYE!

BEHOLD! Kevin's hip of rainbow!

WE HAVE JACKET LOSS!

Kevin makes himself beeyooteeful.

ALL MIC STANDS MUST BE EXTERMINATED.

KIND OF ILLEGAL; PRETTY MUCH ILLEGAL.

NOT ILLEGAL!

I think I love that bowtie. >______>

ARM WIGGLE.

"EEEEEWWWWWWW."

"I GAVE YOU THE BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE, AND THIS IS HOW YOU THANK ME?!"

Now for: BACKSEX, PART UN.

BACKSEX, PART DEUX.

Nick channels Michael Jackson. We maay have a situation. >_____>;;;

And Kevin....has his own special way of dancing! >_____>

WANNA-BE RAPPERS.

Nick falls to his knees ~~YESYESYES~~ and Kevin tries to pose like a flamingo!

HELLO BEAUTIFUL. SONG WRITTEN FROM NICK TO KEVIN AND VISA-VERSA Y/Y?

....TAKE IT OOOOOOOOOOOOFF.

HE TOOK IT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFF!

This pleases Kevin. A lot. >_______>

"Heeeeeeeeehe...."

Kevin raises the sex levels in the room!

NICK SINGS ~~to Kevin~~.

.....WHAT?! >_________>;;;

LOOK. ITS JOE! ................Moving on. >_________>;;

SO MAYBE I ONLY TOOK THIS SCREENCAP BECAUSE NICK LOOKED RATHER ADORABLE. YES. I AM AWESOME. >______>

KEVIN STARES....at Nick.

(As HMACCZ once said about Nicks face) Here is Nick's squinty-eyed do-me-now look! ~~brb nosebleeding~~. >____________________>

15:54. NOW YOU KNOW. And RE LAST PIC: Kevin is totally on board with that idea! >______>

LOOK MORE JOE who poses nicely for the camera! And Nick creeps around in the corner. Heeeh. >_________>

AUSTRALIA AKA NICK ON DRUMS NICK ON DRUMS OMFG NICK ON DRUMS.

Because it really looks like Kevin is staring at Nick's ass. >______________>

Kevin denies this fact....

....but he clearly tries to get another glimpse! YOU CANNOT FOOL THE KEVICK FANS!

Say hello to Joe's manhood. YAY. >__>

NICK ON DRUMS NICK ON DRUMS OMFG NICK ON DRUMS.

SEX!FACE LEVEL ONE: CLEARED!

Heeeee know's he's hotstuff. >________>

....Is it me, or does his neck look odd, like it's been flattened? >____>

But not put off by the momentary oddness of his neck, HE PLAYS ON!

Elsewhere on the stage, NICK IS ON DRUMS. DRUUUUUUUUUMS.

....I thought it was a cool shot? >___>

AND THE SAME THING, NOW WITH MORE SHINY!

AND YOU GUYS SAY YOU ARE ASSOCIATED WITH DSNEY!

NICK ON DRUMS. NICK ON DRUMS. HOW MUCH CAN I STRESS THE FACT THAT HE IS ON DRUMS?! OMFG DRUMS.

HE TWIRLS!

THAT'S JUST THE WAY WE ROLL!

He likes to touch his hair! ~~who woudln't right? >____>~~

*smirk*

Nick's turn for a bit of eyesex!

Meanwhile, Kevin falls asleep while strumming.

Nick pouts, Joe licks his lips, and Kevin....gets cut off. >_____>;;;

INSERT WITTY COMMENT I CAN'T THINK OF HERE.

*SEE LAST CAPTION.

ANOTHER EXTREME!CLOSE UP! FRECKLES.

GROOVIN'.

Kevin is very pleased with himself, and Joe is reduced to tears. >___>

NICK.

*wrist flick~!*

Nick tries out for the cheer leading squad and Joe fails at waving.

Joe is determined to get it right, though! >______>

MMMM KEVIN.

HOLLYWOOD.

Kevin claps, and his hair vanishes! >___>

CROWD.

HE BOWS AND SINGS! So talented. >________>

I SMELL A POSSIBLE ICON.

I SMELL ANOTHER POSSIBLE ICON.

JOE FLAILS!

RAAR.

And Kevin soon decided that raising the dead may have been a bad idea. ~~srsly, do they not look like zombie hands?!?~~

SEX!FACE LEVEL 2: CLEARED!

Nick stares, because Nick is In Love.

And no wonder! JUST LOOK AT THIS PIECE OF MAN. >_____________>

IT OBVSLY FEELS GOOD, DOESN'T IT, JOE?

"....and our house will have a white picket fence so our 8 dogs and 15 children can play safely together in the yard! Won't it be lovely, Kevin?!"
"Yeah, sure. Great. Mmm hm."

I'm not really sure, wtf Joe is doing over there. >______>;;;;

QUICK BACKSEX.

"AND THE LORD WILL HEAL YOU, MY BROTHERS!" >_______>

COME ON, VOGUE!

INSEPERABLE. OMFG. ♥ HOW MUCH DO I LOVE THIS SONG? SO MUCH. I CANNOT EXPRESS HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS SONG. ~~AND NICK'S SEX FACE THAT NOW GOES ALONG WITH IT.~~

Next, he will slowly take off the guitar. And then he will STRIP.

I COULD DELETE THIS PIC BECAUSE I HAVE BETTER SHOTS THAT ARE SIMILIAR TO THIS....BUT THIS IS INSEPERABLE! SO IT GETS TO STAY BECUASE IT GIVES ME A WARM FUZZY FEELING. >__________>;;;;;;

SONG BECOMES AWESOME-ER, AS KEVIN APPROACHES NICK!

NOT QUIIITE KEVICK, BUT CLOSE ENOUGH FOR ROCK AND ROLL! ~~AND CLOSE ENOUGH FOR KEVICK FANGEEKS TO FEEL SQUISHY~~

Joe approves!

ONCE AGAIN, I COULD DELETE, BUT IT'S INSEPERABLE! INSEEEEEEPPERRRAAAABBBLEEEEEEEE.

HE DAZZLES ME.

And Kevin is also totally dazzled!

....yes. >______>;;;

Every time, I just wait for Joe to fly out into the audience >____>;;

.....I CAN'T HELP MYSELF.

BROTHERS OF THE FACE.

........*sits in corner* >____>;;;;;

Kevin stands up on the drums! And now Nick is the perfect height! *is shot*

Kevin attempts to creep away from Nick...

..BUT NICK WILL HAVE NONE OF THIS!

*INSERT MOST AWESOME INSEPERABLE GIF HERE* (SEE ICON.)

THE FAMILY THAT MAKES SEX!FACES TOGETHER ~~SCREWS EACH OTHER~~ STAYS TOGETHER.

Kevin resists the urge to say, "ARE YOU A LIBRARY BOOK? 'CUZ I AM CHECKING YOU OUT!" >____>;;;;

DANCE JOE, DANCE.

AND THE END OF THE SONG COMES. I WEEP GREAT RIVERS OF TEARS. ;____;

STILL IN LOVE WITH YOU!

As the leader of his cult, Kevin decides it's time to give an inspiring speech.

THIS IS A DESPERATE KEVICK FANGEEK SCREENCAP.

THIS IS A DESPERATE KEVICK FANGEEK AND HXCRORE NICK FANGEEK'S SHOT: What? Kevin wasn't in the shot?! I SWEAR HE WAS THERE A SECOND AGO! WHERE -- mmmm Niiiick..........What was I saying? >______>

JOE ADVANCES.

KEVIN DISAPPROVES OF YOUR METHODS, JOE. *stomp stomp*

"YEEEEHAW!"

...I FEEL ALL SQUISHY.

SEX! FACE LEVEL 3 (FINAL): CLEARED!!!

Nick is very proud of his brother's achievement. :')

KEVIN POUTS.

But Joe nows how to turn that frown upside down! TAKE IT OFF, JOE.

"Damn right, that was all for meeee!!"

HEADBANG!

I have noooo Idea. >_____>

HE WANTS A HUG.

MORE DESPERATION. And a happy Kevin!

EPIC GESTURES.

Nick feels a bit angsty. ;_;

"AWW, DONT CRY, NICK BB."

Now fully equipped with sex!face know-how, Kevin show's us what he can do!

JOE SAYS IT'S TIME TO GET NAKED. WOOOOOOOOOOO.

Kevin follows the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and always brings his towel.

HOLD ON.

"IT'S ALL UP HERE!"

Kevin does not yet quite understand the concept of bunny ears.

Remeber: DRUGS ARE BAD, BOYS AND GIRLS.

"OHHH YEAAAH~."

Joe slinks back to Nick's stage side, looking totally creepy and stalkerish. ISN'T IT WONDERFUL?!

I am reminded of some movie, but I can't for the life of me remember what one >_____>:;

HE TWIRLS AGAIN! This time, in much better lighting!

The camera man sneaks in behind.

I LOVE THESE SHOTS, WHAT CAN I SAY? >_____________>;;;

JOE KICKS!

.....I TOLD YOU. >_______________>;;;

Time for Kevin's hand to wander! >____>

SHOWS OVER PEOPLE. GO HOME.

*tumble weed rolls by*

AND JUST WHEN YOU THINK ITS OVER.....

YEAR 3000!

CROWD.

DO U C WUT I C?!

Joe follows Nick examples and finishes removing his outer shirt!

And now comes the part where I go: JEEZUS NICHOLAS. WHY DID YOU NOT JUST WEAR THAT SHIRT THE WHOLE TIME?

But he apparently does not know the answer to this. >____>

GEETAR.

HE JUM --- ARRRRRRRRRMS.....HM? WHAT'S GOING ON?

FAREWELL, UGLY GLASSES. YOU SHALL NOT BE MISSED.

"LOL IKR?!"

HOT DAMN, BOY. STOP LOOKING LIKE THAT. YOU MAKE ME FEEL MORE CREEPY THAN USUAL. >_________>

EYEBROW RAISE. I THINK I HAVE DIED AND GONE TO MY HAPPY PLACE.

TOTAL WIN, Y/Y?

ALL I CAN SAY IS KJGHADFHGAMMMMMMMMMMMM. >__________________>;;;;

And on the other side, Kevin busts a move. >____>

........geeeeeeeehehehehe >_______>

"AH HUH. THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH." /ELVIS.

HUG TIEM IS NAO.

Nick may take up that offer!

*wink*

RAINBOW! CONFETTI! JOBROS! LIFE IS GOOD.

SO CLOSE! GODDAMMIT, JOE!

*crowd cheer*

And then, the Brothers blow kisses. WOOOOOOOOOOO!

THE END!

.....WHEW. *wipes forehead* I gotta work on making these kinds of posts smaller, maybe. ~~HAHHAYEAHRIGHT! >____>~~

THIS IS AN SOS 4 SRS

Fri, 02 Jan 2009 07:32:23 GMT

LOOK ANOTHER POST TODAY BECAUSE I AM THAT AWESOME. NO, REALLY. >___>;;;

And since I have nothing of importance or interest to say, ILL JUST GET RIGHT TO THE SAWESOME PART OF THE POST. THIS IS HOW ALL THE COOL KIDS SPEND THEIR NEW YEARS DAY, KIDDIES.

THAT'S RIGHT! TIME FOR MORE FUN SCREENCAPPAGE. COURTESY OF A CERTAIN TRIO'S VIDEOS.
VIDEOS IN QUESTION (IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER): Hold On, Kids of the Future (LIVE!), SOS, Burning Up, Love Bug, Year 3000.

AND AS A WARNING, THIS POST CONTAINS:

A SAD AMOUNT OF SCREENCAPS (200+, NO FREAKIN' KIDDING.)
AN UNDERAGE BOY
THE OTHER 2 JONAS BROTHERS
WHITE PANTS. ~~which I happen to love >________>~~
GENERAL CREEPINESS ON MY PART.

AND MAY THIS BE A HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, MACCOM!

TO START THINGS OFF, HERE IS HOLD ON! A very small amount, simply because I did this video earlier BUT THIS IS HQ, PEOPLE! HQ. /creepyloserness >______>;;;;;; IN WHICH FAVOURITE JONAS IS VERY OBVS.

NICK JUMPS IN HIGH QUALITY!

Kevin and Nick engage in their usual background eyesex, and Joe....is special. Very special indeed. >___>

DIVAAAA.

Nick and Kevin take a moment to meditate.

....I JUST REALLY LIKED THIS SHOT. >_________>;

And the curtain said, NOPE. NONE FOR YOU.

The wall-flamingo befriends the lampshade.

Kevin rocks out with the HQ garbage! ISN'T IT WONDERFUL?

MY CREEPINESS IN HQ.

...I KNOW, I KNOW. >___________>;;;;;;;;;

NOW FOR KIDS OF THE FUTURE, LIVE! HOME OF AWESOME HAIR, AWESOME GUITARS AND THE AWESOME/INFAMOUS WHITE PANTS.

AND SO IT BEGINS! ~~We're all excited, RIGHT RIGHT? I KNOW I AM!~~

...PANTS. YOU KNOW YOU LOVE THEM. >________________>

In which Joe looks slightly baked.

CHECK OUT THAT GUITAR! SRSLY FAAABULOUS.

Joe puts on his creepy face.

And Nick is quite excited by Joe's creepy look!

In fact, he likes it so much, he jumps far too high, and decapitates himself. >____>;;;

The news of the decapitation shocks poor Kevin, but Joe remains oblivious. ~~As usual. XD;;;;;~~

ALMOST KEVICK MOMENT. THAT'S AS CLOSE AS IT GETS HERE, PEOPLE! ENJOY IT WHILE YOU CAN!

*Insert over-happy valley girl text here*

WE APPRECIATE YOU, KEVIN.

Joe parades around, to show us the full effect of the tight white pants! YES, I DO SRSLY LOVE THEM >______>;;;;;;;;;;;

If it's not a mic, IT HAS TO BE KEVIN'S GUITAR. >______>

"Rained all night the day I left, the weather it was dry! Sun so hot I froze to death, Suzanna don`t you cry! Oh, Suzanna, don't you cry for me! For I come from Alabama with a banjo on my knee!"

Kevin begins to wish he had gone for that nap.

Kevin and Nick play/dance on, ignoring their poor brother Joe, who has quite clearly been stepped upon. >_____>;;;

......HE'S GOTTA BE 15 HERE. IT'S NOT THAT BAD. RIGHT? >________>

Nick takes a moment to reflect ont he fact that he has no idea wtf is going on.

KEVIN LEANS IN FOR THE KISS! But Nick is oblivious, and so that is as far as it goes. MY DISAPPOINTMENT, LET ME SHOW U IT. >_____>

BECAUSE SIDE VEIWS MEAN THERE IS NO MIC IN THE WAY!

Joe rests a leg upon a block-thing on the stage, to prove that he can infact move easily in those pants. >_________>

Kevin realizes that becuase Joe has joined him, poor Nicholas is all alone across the stage!

HE'S COMING FOR YOU, NICK! ~~NO PUN INTENDED.~~

And the ~~happy couple~~ brothers are reunited! *collective awwww*

Joe, slightly hurt from Kevin's departure, runs off to have an affair with the drummer. HE'S ON THE REBOUND, GUYS. >_____>

Kevin has found his thighs, and they look quite nice. >_______>

Kevin moves over, in attempts to create a Jovin moment.

JOVIN ATTEMPT ONE: JOE MIC FAIL.

JOVIN ATTEMPT TWO: BRIGHT LIGHT FAIL.

And before a third attempt is had, Joe falls over.

AWESOME SHOT, Y/Y? >_________>

JOE AND KEVIN DAZZLE US ALL!

NEXT UP: LOVE BUG. I AM SPEECHLESS! OVER THE EDGE! BREATHLESS, EVEN! >___>

JOE THE NERD.

The random happy couple of the video.

NICK WITH GLASSES, Who I now realize, kind of reminds me of this kid from my grade 6 glass in Borden. Freakshow. >________>

...ehhe. >_____________>

KEVIN'S EAR MAKES AN APPEARANCE!

HAT AND GLASSES FTW, Y?

OLD SCHOOL CAMERA TIME.

Joe once again astounds us with his creep!factor! >________>

Joe discovers his one true love. ~~Yes, yes I doo mean that yellow box. >________>~~

....I have nothing to say except: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRM!

SCENE CHANGE.

Nick is far too cool to be fully in the shot, and Joe catches flies. >___>

The three tenors make their appearance.

...I DONT KNOW, BUT ITS AWESOME.

Kevin prepares to ROOOOOOOOOOOOOCK.

Joe turns on the suave-charm-smooth factor!

AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ROCK OUT: THE CEILING OPENS UP AND FLOWER PETALS FALL.

"HELLLL YEAAAAAAAH."

OMG, TIME TO GUESS THE IMPORTANCE OF THE DATES, GUYS!

YEAR 3000. NOW IS THE TIME FOR ME TO GET REAL CREEPY.

I totally want that garage. Like, with them in it, obvsly. >___>

YOUNG. SO VERY YOUNG.

Little Nick: Now in a new compact size!

..............I...I have nooooooo idea >__>;;

Profile of strapping young Joe! >____>

....I...I have no comment. >___________>

THIRTEEN/FOURTEEN YEARS OLD! COME ON, SAY IT WITH ME! ~~MY GOD I FEEL SO CREEPY~~

Darling Nicolas walks through his home. One day. At lunch time. >____>

..........................HONESTLY, NICK. ~~and look! a towel to clean up ---NO I CANT EVEN GO THERE. >_____________________>;;;;;;;;;;;;~~

And what to his wondering eyes should appear, BUT SPARKLES. LOTS AND LOTS OF SPARKLES.

ILLEGAL. SO ILLEGAL, IT HURTS.

....AND IT STILL HURTS.

Moving away from the jailbait, to Kevin and his smashing yellow shirt! And his tongue. >_____>

MOAR TONGUE. And a fuzzy Joe in the backround!

KEVICK ALERT, CODE RAINBOW.

Nick attempts to resist Kevin's ~~sexiness~~ advances....

...BUT HE GIVES IN! that towel from earlier may be of use, once again! *is shot*

Elsewhere, Joe throws a tantrum because I am not giving him enough screen time.

SO HERE HE IS, THE HBIC IN ALL HIS GLORY AND EYEBROWNESS! >______________>

Later on, Kevin and Joe hear of Nick's sparkle sightings, and investigate.

MEET PETER, SOURCE OF THE SPARKLES.

THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN. or FOUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRTEEEEEEEN.

SPECIAL EFFECTS ARE GO. IT'S TIME TO TRAVEL, TIME MACHINE STYLE.

Joe follows suit.

And last but not least, Kevin joins in!

And where should they end up, but a mental institution. (HAI THAR WHITE PANTS.)

Futuristic clones of Stephanie from Lazytown appear before the boys. (srsly! >________>:;)

*AMAZED* *SHOCKED* *STUNNED*

THE LEGAL-ISH ONES.

A "..." moment.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH."

Nick sings on, after trying out his new shade of lipstick, and in behind, Kevin attempts to get some backsex going on with Joe. WOOOO.

WELCOME TO THE YEAR 3000. THE DISNEY VERSION OF MONTY PYTHON.

Kevin is shocked!

And cannot believe what he sees!

THE 3 FANGIRLS FROM HELL.

Joe's turn to try and put the moves on Nick. But clearly, Nick still thinks Joe has cooties. >___>

Yes, the ceiling is quite spectacular!

"LOL. NO SRSLY. WTF."

Why there seems to be so much more obvs Kevick when Nick is 13/14 IS BEYOND ME. COME ON, GUYS! OLDER, NOT YOUNGER!

MOAR KEVICK.

EVEN MOAR.

AND THE PERFECT END TO A FANTASTICLY RANDOM VIDEO. ♥ ~~SO SO YOUNG AAAUGH >_______>~~

AND THINGS ARE REALLY GOING TO START HEATING UP, BECAUSE IT'S TIME FOR BURNING UP! ~~I COULDN'T RESIST I APOLOGIZE PROFUSELY FOR THAT JOKE >____________>~~

The brothers enjoy a relaxing day by the poolside, and once again, we all do a double-take to make sure that Nick is actually wearing shorts.

Joe attempts to justify his reasons for staring at the 3 girls. >___>

PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR, MAH BROTHAS, CAUSE BIG ROB IS IN DA HOOOOOOOOOOUSE. ~~I AM SO WHITE.~~

Nick reads over the paper, as handed to him by Big Rob. ~~IT'S TOTALLY SLASH FANFICS~~

Kevin also reads ~~the slashy fics~~.

AND, SURPRISE SURPRISE, SO DOES JOE.

JUST BECAUSE.

THE AFOREMENTIONED POOL SIDE. (AND LOOK. MORE WHITE PANTS!)

...............ehehehe >________>

Becuase those pants stick out like a sore thumb. An awesome, awesome sore thumb, though! >_____________>

JONAS. NICK JONAS.

On his way to KICK SOME SRS BAD GUY ASS.

And he pwns EVERYONE. YEAH, EVEN YOU.

TOTAL PWNAGE.

SIXTEEN. THERE IS SOMETHING SO WRONG ABOUT THIS. ~~AND YET, SO RIGHT! >__________>~~

In case you were wondering who it was! XDD

HE SCARES ME.

Nick Jonas is Not Amused with your shenanigans, old man!

....*creepy*

Back in the present, Joe strokes his invisble beard.

......noooooo comment. >___>

LOVE THE JOESTACHE...

.....AND THE REFERENCES TO HEAT/HOT SUBSTANCES!

Finally, Joe gets his Nick time!

But Kevin does not approve of that!

Back in Hot Tropic, Joe and the 'stache get more screen time.

...Yeaaaaah. >__________>

...........I could try to make a witty comment, but the shot of his neck/collar bone has made me momentarily incapacitated! >_______>;;

....I SUCK.

And finally, Kevin get's his turn!

GIVE IT UP FOR THEE BACK OF KEVINS HEAD! WOOOOOO!

AND NOW FOR THE FACE SHOT! WOOOOOO!

KEVIN TRAINS!

ONCE AGAIN, JUST INCASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHO IT WAS.

I would hate to be the person holding those blocks of wood. >_______>;;;

EPIC AWESOME JUMP.

"...THE HELL?"

MORE BIG ROB LOVE!

Then, he raps. AND WE LOVE IT.

In fact, Nick may love it a biiit too much....>_____________>

No purpose for this shot except: DOES JOE'S ARM NOT LOOK COOL IN THE LIGHT?!

.............I AM SORRY HMACCZ. I COULD NOT RESIST >________>;;

Kevin: .....*TOTALLY UNINTERESTED*

Nick carries on a conversation with a girl, who is aaaactually made of plastic. >___>

Nick: .....*TOTALLY NOT PAYING ATTENTION*

............>_______>;;;;;;;;;

HOW I WISH TO BE THE MICROPHONE.

And finally, Joe's ends off the video, angsting about his moustache woes.

AND LAST, BUT NOT LEAST, S.O.S.! THE SONG THAT STARTED IT ALL!

ALL GOOD THINGS BEGIN WITH A HUGE BOAT.

CHECK OUT THE TV! And Nick sits alone, waiting for his ~special someone~! >_____>

Patience is not his virtue. >_________>

SMOOTH, JOE. But watch out for Kevin's glare. >___>

I CANT HELP IT. >________________>;;;;;;;;;;;;;

RED LEGGING TIGHT THINGS OF FAIL.

ARM MOMENT.

Nick is Not Pleased with this Crazy Friend development.

AND HE'S SO DONE. *wrist flick*

CUE CHORUS.

Ill have the Nick with a SIDE OF KEVIN! AHHAHA *slaps knee*

Joe waits for it to rain Skittles,

THE EFFING SOS LIGHTS UP!

This pleases Joe, very much.

NEAT ANGLE ALERT.

Joe practices his Spice Girl moves.

SHAKE IT, KEVIN!

Meanwhile, back at the restaurant an angry and heart broken Nick walks off! OH WOE.

BECUASE WE ALL NEED SOME PRETTY JOE IN OUR LIVES!

MOAR BOAT.

AND A SWEEEEEEEET SHOE.

Joe and Kevin offer Nick their emotional support during these times of hardship. >_________>

Kevin and Nick clearly have more in mind than just emotional support, but Joe does not notice, as he is too busy admiring his face in his shoes. >_____>

KEVIN WALKS DOWN THE HALL OF DISPAIR.

*vibrate*

I imagine that is exactly what the text Britney sent to KFed looked like. Only more awesome, cause this does not involve Britney or KFed. >____>

AND POOR KEVIN ANGSTS!

"AH WELL, C'EST LA VIE!" Joe is clearly less sympathetic to the older brothers needs. >__________>

THIS IS AN SOS:

JOE CAN BE COOL!

Kevin dazzles us all with his awesome hair!

In fact, Nick is over dazzled and forgets to face into the mic.

OBLIGATORY AWESOME GROUP SHOT.

Joe appears, to whisk his woman away!

AND IS TOTALLY OWNED.

...Poor guy. >_________>

"WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD, THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ!"

Kevin obvsly did not get the memo. >____>

JOICK MOMENT. And they're having a grand old time! >_____>

But Kevin can have just as much fun by himself! ~~YES I SO WENT THERE >______>;;;;;~~

Once again, the boys let out their inner Spice's.

"Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut."

AND SO THE HEALING PROCESS BEGINS!

But not before Kevin belts out one last "call I'll never get"!

After which he meets up with the other, and tries to put his arm around Nick's waist. ~~PURE JOY~~

Until he remebers they're still filming. ~~DAMN IT ALL!~~

CUE THREE CONVIENTLY PLACED PRETTY-GIRLS.

And I don't think Joe could be more obvious, really. >____>

The brothers discuss, Kevin points....

AND THEYRE OFF!

With young little Nick bringing up the rear, because his pants are too tight to run in. >___________>

AND SO IT ENDS.
BUT FEAR NOT. IT IS LIKELY A SECOND SCREEN CAP POST IS TO COME IN A FEW DAYS TIME. I KNOW YOU ALL SECRETLY LOVE IT. AND SOME NOT SO SECRETLY! >________>

...I SOOO NEED TO SLEEP NOW, OMG. >______>