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AN ALTERNATE REALITY ★

.....fascinating!

Created on 2005-11-02 00:42:50 (#8691404), last updated 2009-07-13

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Name:	CAPTAIN CAKE LIKES PEDOBAIT
Location:	Canada

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A N O T H E R C O G I N T H E
♦ ♦ M U R D E R M A C H I N E ! ♦ ♦

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READ PROFILE. LEAVE COMMENT ON POST. NO COMMENT, NO ADD!

YOU'RE NEVER GONNA FIT IN MUCH, KID!
AKA THE PROFILE.

mefie_toi.

AND RANDOM FACTS ARE RANDOM:

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I CHEER FOR GERMANY.

I DON'T DO DRUGS/DRINK ALCOHOL.

I DISLIKE PICKLES. BUT I LIKE CUCUMBERS.

THINKING OF NUTELLA ON MELBATOAST MAKES ME QUEASY.

I LOVE CATS. MUSICAL AND ANIMAL. SO MUCH IT'S ~~ALMOST~~ SCARY.

I FANBOY OVER ACTORS EWAN MCGREGOR, DAVID WENHAM, AND ZACH QUINTO.

I GET UPSET WHEN PEOPLE DO NOT SHOW ME THEIR TAP DANCING SKILLZ. BE WARNED.

CAKE, TUBE, BULB, FRODO, SAM, and BUBBLES ARE THE ONLY THINGS I RECALL FROM GRADE 12 CHEM.

I AM ENTOMOPHOBIC, ASTRAPHOBIC, NECROPHOBIC, SLIGHTLY AVIOPHOBIC, AND SLIGHTLY ACROPHOBIC.

I LOVE DRAWING. I LOVE SLASH/YAOI/BOYSLOVE. AND I LOVE DRAWING SLASH/YAOI/BOYSLOVE.

SUGGESTIVE POKÉMON CARDS AND ROUND TABLES NAMED SARAH ARE FTMFW.

SNES IS THE BEST VIDEO GAME SYSTEM EVER CREATED. SRSLY.

I DON'T HAVE A CLUE WHAT THE PENCIL LEAD IS FOR.

I WORSHIP MINEKURA KAZUYA'S ART.

TOASTERS ARE AWESOME.

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MOVIES\|TV	MANGA\|BOOKS	SOLO\|BANDS	MUSICALS (movies and/or live)
THE LORD OF THE RINGS GENSOUMADEN SAIYUKI STAR TREK (2009) HEROES NCIS BLEACH HARRY POTTER MYSTERIOUS SKIN BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN	BLEACH MUCH YAOI WILD ADAPTER LORD OF THE RINGS MYSTERIOUS SKIN HARRY POTTER SAIYUKI	MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE A DAY TO REMEMBER T.M. REVOLUTION FALL OUT BOY ATREYU W-INDS. PROZZÄK LOSTPROPHETS AS I LAY DYING FROM FIRST TO LAST THE JONAS BROTHERS	CATS JOSEPH SWEENY TODD MOULIN ROUGE PIRATES OF PENZANCE BEAUTY AND THE BEAST ROCKY HORROR LION KING RENT

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AND NOW, FOR A LOVELY POEM:
[written by

maccom]

I once came home rather late

Coming back from an extravagant date.

That night my luck was rather poor,

As my mother happened to be at the door.

My hands were really sticky

And I couldn't hide my hickey,

But I can't wait to see you for more.

...XD

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i'm in hufflepuff!

be sorted @ nimbo.net

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B E A S | P R O Z Z A K

BE AS WHITE AS YOU WANT TO
BE AS BLACK AS YOU WANT TO
BE AS BROWN AS YOU WANT TO
DON'T LET ANYBODY STOP YOU
BE AS STRAIGHT AS YOU WANT TO
BE AS GAY AS YOU WANT TO
YOU CAN WAIT IF YOU WANT TO
WE ALL NEED SOMETHING TO HOLD ON TO

BE AS SHY AS YOU WANT TO
BE AS LOUD AS YOU WANT TO
BE AS SMALL AS YOU WANT TO
DONT'T LET ANYBODY STOP YOU

BE AS THIN AS YOU WANT TO
BE AS FAT AS YOU WANT TO
BE AS SHORT AS YOU WANT TO
WE ALL NEED SOMEONE TO HOLD ON TO

AND IF THERE IS A WAY THAT YOU AND I COULD BOTH BE FREE,
HAVE A LITTLE UNDERSTANDING AND WE WILL BE...

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